Secret Base

**Itsunari 2000** · 08-31-2005, 06:16 PM

Imagine you were a superwealthy megalomaniac Bond villian.Now it's a fundamental rule that every great villian needs an impressive hideout where he devises plots to rule the world, so what would your hideout/base be like ?
Personally for me,my base would be inside a pyramid secreted away at the bottom of a huge canyon in Antarctica.It would be surrounded by motion trackers, CCTV and guarded by state of the art cyborg sentinels and automated anti-aircraft MG's ( to repel pesky spies and intruders) who'd also patrol the nearby helipad where I keep my fleet of helicopter gunships and the missile silos.Inside would be my own private casino,stripclub,bowling alley and cocktail bar where I'd play host to the leaders of the world before throwing them in the cells.Underneath would be the arms manufacturing and research plant,run on a smooth basis with the labour of hundreds of children,kidnapped and brainwashed to believe I am Santa and I needed them as additional labour for my Elves.There'd also be genetics labs,military barracks and an armoury, a studio and cinema for producing and showing propagand, a superterminal connected to all the nuclear defence programs in the world, a drugs manufacturing plant, a counterfeit printer and a vast network of tunnels running to all the great cities of the world.

***Psychotic*** · 08-31-2005, 06:18 PM

All your base are belong to us. Oh my humour is just so contemporary.

**Rye** · 08-31-2005, 06:20 PM

Psy beat me to it.

**Old Manus** · 08-31-2005, 08:07 PM

FOR GREAT JUSTICE

**omnitarian** · 08-31-2005, 08:33 PM

A warehouse with a big neon sign that says, "OLD ABANDONED WAREHOUSE".

**Mindflare** · 08-31-2005, 09:09 PM

I can't tell you. It's a secret.

**Old Manus** · 08-31-2005, 09:11 PM

**Meat Puppet** · 08-31-2005, 09:37 PM

wal mart

**XxSephirothxX** · 08-31-2005, 09:45 PM

Just like the Ruler of the Universe (most important person in the universe? Something silly like that. All I know was he had an intense fascination with pencils.) in the HHGTTG.