CHILDREN OF THE CREATOR, HEAR MY VOICE AND CONVERT NOW!

[Psychotic]

BROTHERS, SISTERS, I have come before you to spread the word of our Creator, the Lord Cid, and I come to guide you along the path to rightenousness. You all are sinners, heathens and fornicators, spreading your vile filth such as spam, flaming and advertising, well let me tell you now my brothers and my sisters, unless you convert to the way of light, you shall be sent to eternal damnation and branded with the pink title, a mark of the sinner. I too was once a sinner, just like you. I know this is hard to believe, but is the truth, but I have turned away from the darkness! I have embraced the way of the Creator, Cid! I will no longer destroy his dreams! He will protect you from the spam with his shield, and smite down all spammers with his sword! Look not to these false prophets like Old Manus or -N-! CONVERT NOW! Make a donation to 555-SAVE-ME-PSYCHOTIC TODAY!

[Doomie]

TESTIFY, BRUTHA', TESTIFY!

[XxSephirothxX]

PRAISE GAWD!!!!

[Hawkeye]

*BOWS TO THE HOLY ONE*

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

I thought only his holiness, the EoFF Pope I, otherwise know as theundeadhero could speak to our Lord? Are you a new oracle coming down from heave to save us from our sinful ways?

[Psychotic]

These children have all seen the true way, the way the Creator intended it. Why delay salvation, brothers and sisters? Throw off the spammy bondage of Satan and convert!

[rubah]

Neel is my favorite false prophet!

Indian prophet pried.

[Hawkeye]

COME TOWARDS THE WAYS OF CIDISM!

[Psychotic]

The Creator has created this paradise for you, this Eyes on Final Fantasy heaven right here on Earth, and how do you repay him? You defile his works! You pour scorn on all of his efforts! You disregard all the care and love he has put into the Creation, and all the blood and sweat he has shed for your joy!

Brothers, sisters, can you not see the true path? The righteous path?

[Doomie]

CIDISM IS THE PATH TO GAWD-A! TESTIFY!

[Shoden]

too was once a sinner, just like you. I know this is hard to believe, but is the truth, but I have turned away from the darkness!

OMG! *DIES*

what benefits do I get from turning to the light?

[XxSephirothxX]

OH LAW-UD, I SEE THE LIGHT! LET MY SINS BE WASHUD FROM MY BODAH AS I ASCEND UP INTO THE RANKS OF THE HOLY ONES!

[Psychotic]

OMG! *DIES*

what benefits do I get from turning to the light?

Brother Shoden, you will have no longer to fear the tyranny of the dark ones, for the Creator shall watch over and guide you to eternal bliss.

[Doomie]

too was once a sinner, just like you. I know this is hard to believe, but is the truth, but I have turned away from the darkness!

OMG! *DIES*

what benefits do I get from turning to the light?

A LIFE OF PURITY-A IS IT'S OWN REWAR-UD!

[Shoden]

Good enough for me *Joins*