BROTHERS, SISTERS, I have come before you to spread the word of our Creator, the Lord Cid, and I come to guide you along the path to rightenousness. You all are sinners, heathens and fornicators, spreading your vile filth such as spam, flaming and advertising, well let me tell you now my brothers and my sisters, unless you convert to the way of light, you shall be sent to eternal damnation and branded with the pink title, a mark of the sinner. I too was once a sinner, just like you. I know this is hard to believe, but is the truth, but I have turned away from the darkness! I have embraced the way of the Creator, Cid! I will no longer destroy his dreams! He will protect you from the spam with his shield, and smite down all spammers with his sword! Look not to these false prophets like Old Manus or -N-! CONVERT NOW! Make a donation to 555-SAVE-ME-PSYCHOTIC TODAY!