Believe what you want! Spin your propaganda! The fools who fall for your lies do so at their own peril! When all is said and done, and EoFF is reduced to nought but sand in the wind of time, where will be your mighty creator then? He does not exist! You are deluding yourselves on the hope of salvation, but nothing will save you from the downfall of EoFF! YOU SHALL ALL FALL DOWNOriginally Posted by Del Mordor
They are liars, do not listen to them...Come to Jojo she will lead us on the right path of eternal spam!
I have seen the light!!! I have been saved from my evil harlot ways!!!! Please save yourselves while you can!!!!!!!!!!!
Brothers and Sisters, I ask you to look at Heretic Jojo. Look at how disgusting she is. Look at how vile she is. Look at how she is a mere shell of the glorious child of Cid that she once was. And so my Brothers and Sisters, I ask you: Do you want to face eternity living such a wretched life? A half-life, based on evil, wickedness and deceit? Come over to the Light of the Creator.
WE NEED NAUGHT BUT OUR BLIND FAITH-A TO KEEP ON THE PATH OF RIGHTEOUSNESS! DOWN WITH THESE SPAMMING SINNERS! DAMN THEM TO THE VERY DEPTHS OF HELL, TO MEET FACE TO FACE WITH THE DEVIL HIMSELF-AH!
BUT SPAM IS THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL. IT LEADS TO THE DESTRUCTION OF CID'S DREAMS! COME ON BRUTHA' TESTIFY! THIS JOJO IS JUST A SLANG FOR LUCIFER-A!
They are liars, do not listen to them...Come to Jojo she will lead us on the right path of eternal spam!
The herotic Jojo is nothing more than another creation of Cid's magnificant power! Come join the ways of Cidism, the only true way you can be saved from all sin!
Lies!!!! Jojo is not perverted, it those that follow Cidism that are. Jojo is our ruler and you shall feel spam!
You know you're not really reading any of this and you just want cookies
And a free sample of spam to anyone who joins within the next hour -- usually a value of $19.99!
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Do not listen to this heathen, Psychotic. He and his fellow members of the cult of Cidism seek only to draw your money from your wallets and to brainwash you to do their bidding! There is no Creator! Their principles are built on foundations of lies! Do not lose your minds to these evil beings! Prepare yourself for eternity! Spam! SPAM! EMBRACE DESTINY!
BUT NOW IT COSTS YOUR SOUL-A!You know you're not really reading any of this and you just want cookies
And a free sample of spam to anyone who joins within the next hour -- usually a value of $19.99!
The true Followers of Cid shall feel no spam, for he guards us against such wicked devices of the Dark One. Remember, oh Children of the Creator, donate to 555-SAVE-ME-PSYCHOTIC and you too can be set back on the Path to Righteousness. Amen!
I'll contemplate joining the Cidianity and Cidentology, but not Cidism.
You know you're not really reading any of this and you just want cookies
And a free sample of spam to anyone who joins within the next hour -- usually a value of $19.99!
You figured me out.....Oh well *eats cookies*
Tis not true Heritic Kryono! Jojo has willing offerend bribes to draw you into her false beliefs! Cidism offers freedom, happiness, and prosperity!
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