CHILDREN OF THE CREATOR, HEAR MY VOICE AND CONVERT NOW!

[Psychotic]

What a small price a soul is to pay for a cookie.

When Loony BoB was out in the desert, and the foul one tempted him with such luxuries, did he turn? Did he give in to the way of evil just for more comfort? No! HE TRUSTS IN THE WILL OF THE CREATOR! TESTIFY MY BROTHERS! THESE FORNICATORS SHALL ROT IN THE DUNGEONS OF LUCIFER!

If Cid is so forgiving, then why can Baloki not come back from the abyss of the banned until possibly two years later?

Baloki has not yet repented for his sins and until he opens his heart to the Creator and begs for his forgiveness, he cannot be returned to the realm of the living because of his ungratefulness.

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

WHERE WAS YOUR gAWDUH WHEN HE CREATED ALL THAT IS GOOD, AND RIGHT-A?

She was creating the true goodness: spam.

[Jojee]

What a small price a soul is to pay for a cookie.

When Loony BoB was out in the desert, and the foul one tempted him with such luxuries, did he turn? Did he give in to the way of evil just for more comfort? No! HE TRUSTS IN THE WILL OF THE CREATOR! TESTIFY MY BROTHERS! THESE FORNICATORS SHALL ROT IN THE DUNGEONS OF LUCIFER!

If Cid is so forgiving, then why can Baloki not come back from the abyss of the banned until possibly two years later?

Baloki has not yet repented for his sins and until he opens his heart to the Creator and begs for his forgiveness, he cannot be returned to the realm of the living because of his ungratefulness.

You lie. xD Baloki has repented, and a lot of good that did him! Apparently forgiveness has a time limit.

Whereas spam, spam is eternal and loving.

[-N-]

Does Old Manus know about this yet?

[Shlup]

This thread causes me pain.

[Hawkeye]

What a small price a soul is to pay for a cookie.

When Loony BoB was out in the desert, and the foul one tempted him with such luxuries, did he turn? Did he give in to the way of evil just for more comfort? No! HE TRUSTS IN THE WILL OF THE CREATOR! TESTIFY MY BROTHERS! THESE FORNICATORS SHALL ROT IN THE DUNGEONS OF LUCIFER!

If Cid is so forgiving, then why can Baloki not come back from the abyss of the banned until possibly two years later?

Baloki has not yet repented for his sins and until he opens his heart to the Creator and begs for his forgiveness, he cannot be returned to the realm of the living because of his ungratefulness.

You lie. xD Baloki has repented, and a lot of good that did him! Apparently forgiveness has a time limit.

Whereas spam, spam is eternal and loving.

BLASPHAMER! I ONCE, TOO, THOUGHT AS THE HERITIC JOJO HAS, AND I HAVE RECEIEVED NOTHING-A THAN PUNISHMENT FOR MY UN-GOODLY DEEDS! WALK TOWARDS THE LIGHT-A! TESTIFY!

[Jojee]

Do cookies cause you pain, Shlup? ^_^ Join ussss.

[Doomie]

This thread causes me pain.

THAT'S THE PAIN THAT SPAM CREATES. JOIN US NOW, SISTA'!

[Faris]

To spam or not to spam?

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

To spam or not to spam?

You must follow the way of Jojo. Join us Faris and feel the power of the spam!

[Psychotic]

In the beginning, Cid created the forums. And the forums was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of Cid moved upon the face of the forums and Cid said, Let there be forums, and thus General Chat and all the other forums were created.

On the second day he created images for his future children to display under their posts, filled with a banner or text or links to their favourite website. And these he called signatures.

On the third day he created pictures to be displayed under the names of the user, showing a visual representation of their self. And these he called avatars.

On the fourth day he created a series of small faces depicting every emotion imaginable, from happiness to joy, from anger to embarassment. And these he called smilies.

On the fifth day he created eestlinc.

On the sixth day he created his Children to populate and guard the paradise he had created for them, and these he called members.

On the seventh day he got drunk out of his face.

[Meat Puppet]

*has sex with a ghost*

[Faris]

To spam or not to spam?

You must follow the way of Jojo. Join us Faris and feel the power of the spam!

Jojo scares me though.

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

In the beginning, Cid created the forums. And the forums was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of Cid moved upon the face of the forums and Cid said, Let there be forums, and thus General Chat and all the other forums were created.

On the second day he created images for his future children to display under their posts, filled with a banner or text or links to their favourite website. And these he called signatures.

On the third day he created pictures to be displayed under the names of the user, showing a visual representation of their self. And these he called avatars.

On the fourth day he created a series of small faces depicting every emotion imaginable, from happiness to joy, from anger to embarassment. And these he called smilies.

On the fifth day he created eestlinc.

On the sixth day he created his Children to populate and guard the paradise he had created for them, and these he called members.

On the seventh day he got drunk out of his face.

LIES!

[Shoden]

Spam is an unholy abomination, Cid put Spam as sin because of the sheer evil it holds and the threat to the kingdom of eoff.