EOFF Pope
*Flies in on giant T-Rex hot air balloon. Takes pulpit.*
Hello people of EOFF. It seems many things have happened since I became your leader in the name of Cidism.
For a short time our goal of adding those nasty ninja to the swear filter was a success. Then the government stepped in and took away that power. (It was because some members have the word ninja in their username. Something I hadn't considered. It's completely understandable.)
Great Prophets have arisen out of the midst. Brother Psychotic has led many people to the light in the name of Cid. CrashNUBERS has also decided to stand up for the word of Cid, but it seems his lack of enthusiesm may doom him. Let us hope he continues onward.
Yes people, it is true that I am in Jojo's pants, but that is not entirely for enjoyment. While the pleasures of that seductive woman can be enticing, I also use that personal relationship to try and help her see the errors of her ways. If she can convert than all her followers would stand united with us in a common goal.
My Cardinal, Meat Puppet, has been deep undercover discovering HECTICS and Heretics alike. I eagerly await his report.
Now, people of EOFF, I turn to you. What would you like to see in the EOFF Popecy? What causes would you like it to take up? Now is your time to take an active role in this and let your voice be heard.
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