god is said to be sinless. and in order for him to be sinless he must obey the rules of sin.
Dude, maybe you didn't grasp that whole all-powerful, all-mighty, all-knowing all-doing concept of God... but he obeys no law, none at all. He is not sinless, just like he's not sinful. You cannot define him in words. He is beyond your limited comprehension and ever more limited semantics.

makes al qaeda look like a bunch of hippies.
They ARE hippies. Did you ever get a look at their clothes? I bet they sit all day in their caves, smoking weed and reading comic strips.