Why does everyone ask stupid questions nowadays ?In fact it's got so bad I devised a series of smartass sarcastic answers.

Hey boy, are you going out ?

Oh no,I just like to make sure the hinges on the door are well-oiled.

Did you draw that ?

Nope,I just advertise other people's work.

Are you watching that ?

No,I just stare at the TV for the hell of it.

Can you fight ?

Anyone can fight ( even invalids ).