Quote Originally Posted by Itsunari 2000
Why does everyone ask stupid questions nowadays ?In fact it's got so bad I devised a series of smartass sarcastic answers.

Hey boy, are you going out ?

Oh no,I just like to make sure the hinges on the door are well-oiled.

Did you draw that ?

Nope,I just advertise other people's work.

Are you watching that ?

No,I just stare at the TV for the hell of it.

Can you fight ?

Anyone can fight ( even invalids ).
When people ask that they normally want
1.to know where your going
2.To compliment you on your drawing
3.To know if you mind them changing the channel
4.Will you fight.

*smartass sarcastic comment*