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    Why does everyone ask stupid questions nowadays ?In fact it's got so bad I devised a series of smartass sarcastic answers.

    Hey boy, are you going out ?

    Oh no,I just like to make sure the hinges on the door are well-oiled.

    Did you draw that ?

    Nope,I just advertise other people's work.

    Are you watching that ?

    No,I just stare at the TV for the hell of it.

    Can you fight ?

    Anyone can fight ( even invalids ).

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    What a stupid question.


    there was a picture here

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    I guess people are bored, that's why they ask scully questions. >_>



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    Quote Originally Posted by Itsunari 2000
    Why does everyone ask stupid questions nowadays ?In fact it's got so bad I devised a series of smartass sarcastic answers.

    Hey boy, are you going out ?

    Oh no,I just like to make sure the hinges on the door are well-oiled.

    Did you draw that ?

    Nope,I just advertise other people's work.

    Are you watching that ?

    No,I just stare at the TV for the hell of it.

    Can you fight ?

    Anyone can fight ( even invalids ).
    When people ask that they normally want
    1.to know where your going
    2.To compliment you on your drawing
    3.To know if you mind them changing the channel
    4.Will you fight.

    *smartass sarcastic comment*

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    Are you gonna eat that?

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    I wish I was Irish though, Destai. ;_;



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    Quote Originally Posted by Craig
    Are you gonna eat that?
    5. Do you mind if I eat that?
    I wish I was Irish though, Destai. ; ;
    That was random xD Glad to see you back Chris, I was wondering where you were gone. Or maybe I just stopped paying attention.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Destai
    Quote Originally Posted by Itsunari 2000
    Why does everyone ask stupid questions nowadays ?In fact it's got so bad I devised a series of smartass sarcastic answers.

    Hey boy, are you going out ?

    Oh no,I just like to make sure the hinges on the door are well-oiled.

    Did you draw that ?

    Nope,I just advertise other people's work.

    Are you watching that ?

    No,I just stare at the TV for the hell of it.

    Can you fight ?

    Anyone can fight ( even invalids ).
    When people ask that they normally want
    1.to know where your going
    2.To compliment you on your drawing
    3.To know if you mind them changing the channel
    4.Will you fight.

    *smartass sarcastic comment*
    1 - nobody wants to know where I'm going
    2- I'm not a second hand artist
    3- I don't watch TV,so no
    4- " Can you fight ? " ie. " Want to fight ?" - give me a good reason,then yes.

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    i hate it when people answer their own questions like, have watched that yet? no?

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    Thanks Destai, I guess I was just bored of GC. Well, okay, I'll ask some questions.

    1. Fight?
    2. Fight! Fight!
    3. Fight! Fight! Fight

    ?



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    there was a picture here

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    8,800 people die when using toothpicks every year.

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    Can I go too?

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