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    Obligatory reference to this picture.

    It has come to my attention that, despite my best efforts over the years, some of you - in fact, many of you - have still not sent me a sample of your hair. So far, I have the hair of Leeza, Skye-chan, Nait, Denmark, Daryl, Sakura Yume, Chickencha, Black Mage 121, Yuffie de Leonhart (or whatever she might be called now), Eitenne and Ariel. I had Kalen's hair but MY SISTER VACUUM CLEANED IT UP. But yes. I need more, guys. Some of you have even told me you'd send me some... but it never arrived. This is a time to make a change, to make a difference, to send your hair to me, Loony BoB. You should consider this a vital step towards a better life.

    My address, which is obviously required, is as follows:

    Loony "Daniel Towns" BoB
    124/9 Restalrig Road South
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    EH7 6JA
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    Hair must have grown from the scalp, preferrably, however I may consider hair grown from the chin. Your hair will not be used for cloning... at least not in the immediate future.

    Now get cracking. I want to make my collection double by Christmas.

    To those who have sent me your hair, I may send you a Christmas card or something. I'll come up with some reward, I swear!
    Bow before the mighty Javoo!

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    Wow, this is kinda creepy. xD I maaaaay be able to send some, but I can't get any returning mail because my parents are strict like that.

    By the way, I recommend that you require people to tape their hair in the envelope so it doesn't fall out?


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    You can either:

    1) Put it in a sealed clear bag thing. This is the suggested option, if you have one available. This method was used by Leeza, Skye-chan, Yuffie de Leonhart, Black Mage 121 and Denmark.
    2) Tie the hair up with a hairtie or a rubber band or a piece of string. This method was used by Daryl, Kalen, Etienne, Nait and Ariel.
    3) Tape the hair to your letter. This method was used by Sakura Yume and Chickencha, and is suggested if you have extremely short hair.
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    Will pubic hair do


    there was a picture here

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    You'll get it, eventually...

    when hell freezes over
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    O for the love of Cheese Bob, I just had my head shaved not so long ago. If I'd have known I'd have doggy-bag and sent post-haste. Gimme a month or two to get a good base up.
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    Hair collecting is totally hawt.

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    just send him pubic hair damnit!
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    Ok - I'll send some of my hair.

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    No pubic hair, thanks. Do that and I will ban you. As I said earlier, the hair must be grown from the scalp, however for certain individuals I may consider chin hair.
    Bow before the mighty Javoo!

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    Which certain individuals are they? O;

    Oh, and in order to send you hair i'd have to get a hair cut, which I don't intend on doing for a year or so. So yeah. :}

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kyono
    Which certain individuals are they? O;

    Oh, and in order to send you hair i'd have to get a hair cut, which I don't intend on doing for a year or so. So yeah. :}
    Big D and RSL for example.
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    If RSL sends you beard I want some. ;o

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    If I do send hair, it'll only be a tiny bit of it. Not a lot, as I already had a haircut a few days ago.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Rye
    If I do send hair, it'll only be a tiny bit of it. Not a lot, as I already had a haircut a few days ago.
    That's cool. I only have three strands from Tammy (Sakura Yume) anyway. xD And that's probably still less than the overall length of Chicky's. But I highly doubt anyone will send me more than what was sent by Denmark without shaving their head clean. xD
    Bow before the mighty Javoo!

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