if you were a pirate...

[Yuffie514]

Ninjas are better

Arr?

agreed. ninja pirate...not a bad mix tho.

"hiya" in place of "arr".
katana/dagger in place of saber.
gi in place of striped t-shirt.
mask in place of bandana.
shuko in place of hook hand.
hood in place of 3-cornered hat.

[MushroomZOMBIE]

I'd be Eden the pirate.....& I'll steal from the nobility! Have drinking contests,wield a huge Scimitar....I'll wear a black & red trenchcoat !! & who's Jim? I rather have one named Billie!!

[smittenkitten]

I would be called Captain Bubblegum and have Pink hair and steal all the Chocolate in zee world muhaha then get drunk on an abandened beach with my cabin boy Terrance ..x...

[rubah]

The Pirate Name Generator christened me Mad Bess Kidd ages ago (or was it mad bess bonny?)

Also. SEPTEMBER 19TH
http://talklikeapirate.com/

[Hawkeye]

I cant believe nobody said maddox

[Dignified Pauper]

Bandolero, honorary warrior of the Pope

[Sepho]

I'd spend my days sailing the many seas of this world, looting any other pirate ships I come across during my journies, and in turn giving the booty back to those from which it was stolen in the first place. Parrots are so passé, so a cockatiel named Steve would call my shoulder home. My First Mate application only asks that my second in command have a feminine name despite being obviously male. Besides that, the only other crew requirement is the signing of a release form that allows me to sue legally in the case of a mutiny.

Many long nights will be spent around the table, sipping Pepsi cola and sharing photos of the wife and kids, or in some cases, beloved weasels and deck hounds.

The pirate's life's for me, that's for sure. Sure beats the 9 to 5.

[kawakami Gensai]

Ninjas are better

Arr?

Amen brother! Ninjas just make everything cooler.

[SilverWind]

My name would be Luffy and I'd have stretchy arms and legs.

Rye, you are awesome.


I'd be ummm...Cap'n Silver...I'd go to the Grand Line, 'cause I'm gonna be King of the Pirates! no cabin boy. Just a faithful crew.

[Rase]

Call Me Captain N. Teniel.

[XxSephirothxX]

Cap'n Hat.

[SilentBlade]

I'd be Capitan Lido Lemonade with my faithful cabin boy; Frodo

[Cloud No.9]

i will name my cabin boy rodger.

[Jebus]

"Monkey" Joe Scabb

http://gangstaname.com/pirate_name.php

[yingyang]

I'd be a vampire-pirate... probabally the sexiest thing out there (hah!) And my name would be... umm... Captain Roxy Roseblood .. mmm... delicious.
I would blare loud alternative rock music from my ship 24/7 and most likely.. there would be much chocolate rum cake. And water. Water is good. And my cabin boy(s)?
The entire Bam crew (CKY) and of course JIMMY JIM JIM JIMMY JIM JIMMY JIMJIMMY JIMIMIIMY. And of course.... all the muppets. And everyone from eoff can come too. But we would go around the world helping people... free of charge!! We're good vampire-pirates.

Some sheep would be cool also.