if you were a pirate...

[Dignified Pauper]

Ninjas are better

Arr?

blasphemer!

[SilentBlade]

Come here young Frodo! Capitan Lido Lemonade spies dastardly acts on the port bow! :twak:

[theundeadhero]

I already am!

W!
W!
W!


My caban boy would be named Monkey.

[Mitch]

I already have a ship full of a very happy crew.

Beef Jerkme and Primus Inter Pares are my first and second mates.

We sail teh seas in search of a giant giant bottle of Sprite.

[Marshall Banana]

I would so dress like this:


And I would have a monkey on my shoulder and sail around looking for mermaids and bananas.

I would call myself...Captain Banana?

[Dazed and Confused]

If I were a pirate I'd fly on a unicorn

[Mittopotahis]

I am only gonna be a pirate if RSL is my captain...Man he makes a great cap'n. We would....have fights...RSL fights...cause their captain is RSL too...and RSL and RSL2 will dual to the death and it turns out that they are under a terrible curse in which they took heaps of Aztec treasure and they became Immortal and when they are exposed to moonlight they turn to skeletons and....oh! We can make a Movie out of it! and Johnny Depp can play RSL and Orlando Bloom can play me, and Geffory Rush can play Monkey, and Keira Knightly can play Psy and....*lawyer whispers in ear* damn it....

[Captain Maxx Power]

I AM a Pirate!

[Jack]

I'd drown in Davy Jones Locker.

(SPOILER)He locked me in and filled up with Tap Water.

[Dignified Pauper]

Bandolero would have a walrus sitting on his shoulder at all times. Even in the fiercest of battles.

[Kamiko]

If I were a pirate my name would be Schoony BoB and I'd sail the internet in search of peoples hair!

[DK]

Pirates! Gold is an awesome game.

[smittenkitten]

Captain Blobby

[Reine]

I would be known as the Dreadlord...

[ZuZu]

Bonehead-Susan