What would you call yourself? - Beauford the Redneck Pirate. How sexy is that?

Would you search for treasure or just get drunk and sail ships? I would get drunk and then try to find treasure but I hope I don't run in to any of dem ninjas looking for buried trea'sur cause then I'd get my ass kicked cause we all know ninjas are far superior to pirates like myself.

Would you have a cabin boy named Jim? - -insert ban worthy comment here-