if you were a pirate...

[themagicroundabout]

...What would you call yourself? Would you search for treasure or just get drunk and sail ships? and, more importantly, would you have a cabin boy named Jim?

[Rye]

My name would be Luffy and I'd have stretchy arms and legs.

[Faris]

I am a pirate.

W!
W!
W!

[Aphelion]

I'd...swordfight?

[The Jamie Star Scenario]

I'd be called Captain Jamie Star of the Boom Boom Shake The Room. And I would spend my time ranscaking the Spanish Main like the pirates of old. Every so often I would sail my ship up the Themes or something and shoot some cannonballs into London or something fun like that which just cause meaningly less waste of life
Oh and I would be drunk all the time, good thing really because I love rum!

[Psychotic]

Either Gary or Julian, I can't decide.

...What would you call yourself? Would you search for treasure or just get drunk and sail ships? and, more importantly, would you have a cabin boy named Jim?

Roger the cabin boy. :joey:

[Chris]

Faris.

[Drift]

dc the ninja pirate! and i'd call my cabin boy nub

[Maxico]

Either Gary or Julian, I can't decide.

Gary's been done.

http://www.brockportny.org/images/ev...ppy-Pirate.jpg

If I were a pirate I would go this way, that way, forwards, backwards and if I had time over the irish sea.

Yup.

[Twisted Tinkerbell]

I would be called called Reba, I would just sail around in a ship named Frump and get very drunk. And I would have a cabin boy called Boris, just to be different.

[G SpOtZ]

i would have wooden pegs for arms and legs, two eyepatches, two parrots, two swords, and 2 million pounds of moogle pie that i had my pirate grandmother make for me after you slaughtered armies and armies of moogles.

my name would be Sally. Sally the vicious pirate.

[Destai]

Winifred?

[Fuzakeru]

What would you call yourself? - Beauford the Redneck Pirate. How sexy is that?

Would you search for treasure or just get drunk and sail ships? I would get drunk and then try to find treasure but I hope I don't run in to any of dem ninjas looking for buried trea'sur cause then I'd get my ass kicked cause we all know ninjas are far superior to pirates like myself.

Would you have a cabin boy named Jim? - -insert ban worthy comment here-

[Jojee]

Ninjas are better

Arr?

[Odaisé Gaelach]

I'd sail the ship and get drunk at the same time.