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It has come to my attention that, despite my best efforts over the years, some of you - in fact, many of you - have still not sent me a sample of your hair. So far, I have the hair of Leeza, Skye-chan, Nait, Denmark, Daryl, Sakura Yume, Chickencha, Black Mage 121, Yuffie de Leonhart (or whatever she might be called now), Eitenne and Ariel. I had Kalen's hair but MY SISTER VACUUM CLEANED IT UP. But yes. I need more, guys. Some of you have even told me you'd send me some... but it never arrived. This is a time to make a change, to make a difference, to send your hair to me, Loony BoB. You should consider this a vital step towards a better life.

My address, which is obviously required, is as follows:

Loony "Daniel Towns" BoB
124/9 Restalrig Road South
Edinburgh
EH7 6JA
Scotland

Hair must have grown from the scalp, preferrably, however I may consider hair grown from the chin. Your hair will not be used for cloning... at least not in the immediate future.

Now get cracking. I want to make my collection double by Christmas.

To those who have sent me your hair, I may send you a Christmas card or something. I'll come up with some reward, I swear!