Martial Arts

[Sergeant Hartman]

What the hell. Most of you people are like 4th dan masters of martial arts in the world.

[G SpOtZ]

did karate until i was a third degree brown belt, but they never taught us anything knew. it didn't help me learn how to defend myself, at ALL. it was so boring, we always did the same crap, so i quit.
And now i breakdance and do gymnastics. I bet if i learned how to fight all fancy, i could put these two things in with it, and start looking like a ninja. but i don't get into fights, i basically get along with everybody.
of course... i'm half japanese, fighting comes naturally with me

[SomethingBig]

I took taikwondo in second grade and got myself a green belt. Took it up again 6-7 years later until I realized that it was a total waste of time. I've taught myself from then on. If I were to study another martial art, then I'd want to learn Jeet Kun Do or Muay Tai.

[Sergeant Hartman]

What are all these words? All you people actually do these cool martial arts. Better still all you need is a gun, not a lifetime of learning martial arts, they don't teach how to dodge a bullet now do they.

[NeoTifa]

i took karate when i was 10 and got to an orange belt (8th kyu i think) in 10 months ^_^ now i forgot like everything, except how to count in japanese. i want to go to japan and learn ninjustu, so when i claim to be a ninja (which i do alot in real life) it will be true. *throws a few shuriken around* ^_^

[rubah]

I had precisely two [free] lessons of tae-kwon-do when I was six.

[NeoTifa]

lol. omfg jebus you're gonna kick my @$$! *does what ancesters does for a living* eep! i surrender!