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    Wink god for a day

    imagine some kinda crazy thing happened and then you were given the chance to be a god for a day. what would you do? what would you be the god of???? would you encourage any kind of sacrifice?

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    I would do nothing, except split every soup or glass containing a beverage or water I could find, like from Bruce Almighty.


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    I do not know...wait I would make all animes be subbed, and no editting...I would destroy all concepts of war and violence, and force society into peace. If all else fails I will make them scared and force them to all cosplay as Sailor Soldiers, and do menial tasks for me. Also I would make Sailor Moon real, for who doesn't need heroines in short skirts?


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    RETURN THE UNIVERSE TO THE ZERO WORLD WHICH YOU SO DESIRE.


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    Eradicate all forms of the stupidity of society.BE THE MINORITY!!!!!

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    I would do the standard world peace etc. Then cure disease. The give loads of technological knowledge, and knowledge in general to the right people and sit back and watch. Plus do some occasional smiting so people would keep worshiping.

    After that, I would fly about, experience things then travel the cosmos before setting up colonies on other planets. I would learn as much as I could. And do as much as I could.

    Theres more to being a god than smiting you know.

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    It'd be a demotion for me.

    Oh plus I'd find out if an omnipotent god could create a stone he couldn't lift.

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    I would kill everybody

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    I'd create an army of WASIM AKRAM!!!'s. And then i'd use them with my army of Bob Marley's to create a utopian paradise that the whole world could live in happily for the rest of eternity.

    Failing that, i'd fix the planet and make it so that people weren't so messed up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Old Manus
    RETURN THE UNIVERSE TO THE ZERO WORLD WHICH YOU SO DESIRE.
    I wanted to say that!

    I'd probably just find out what the monster in Lost is, then make the 60s style cool again.

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    I'd probably make orgasms for men last several hours, rather than 30 seconds. :B That's about it. :S

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    I'd turn it down. Being a god would suck.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jebus
    I'd turn it down. Being a god would suck.
    Respect thine father! >:O

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    I would make the best damn brownies you'd have in your entire life.

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    I'd make cows the immortal animal of religion, and invent all sorts of crazy rules about them. Then I'd end world hunger and brainwash bad people into good people. Then, I'd purge the world of pestilence and famine and my era would be over.
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