There are so many computer game characters that could beat up Jesus.

You know. Jesus, son of God and our saviour.


Any Final Fantasy character could take Jesus. Healing touch? They sell your so called "healing touch" at my local Item Shop my good man! It's called X Potion and Remedy!

Jesus: Aha! You can't get me now! I can walk on water!

Wrong again Mr. Jesus. Sonic can RUN on water, and serve you spikey blue smackdown while doing so.

What's that you say, son of God? You're going to depart some keen insight? Taste my keen insight, now in Plasma Grenade form!