This just in: Hats take over world

[SammieBabe]

When I wear a hat I look about 12... but I still like 'em......
And, I have a pin-striped fedora...somewhere....

[Captain VooDoo]

i like top hats and jester hats because they jingle

[Psychotic]

Where did this hat come from?

[Shoden]

My hat got stolen by Jojo again ;-;. Just because I obey teh Cid.

[Cz]

Hatbert?

Top Hats and thirties' detective hats are cool. Everything else is either ugly or has been ruined by some idiot or other (Pete Doherty, I'm looking at you).

[Resha]

FEDORAS! = <333333

I love my blue plonky cap because it is big and it plonks on my head in a beautiful manner!

[Captain Maxx Power]

I demand a hat immediately! Right now!

[XxSephirothxX]

I can't help feeling like this is somehow my fault.

Actually, at the beginning of Banfest 2005 I was just talking to BoB in chat, and asked if I could have a hat. He interpreted it in his own way and modified my screen name. But it's awesome, so I didn't mind in the slightest.

[RSL]

Yeah, and then Azar begged and begged and begged that I get a hat so finally I gave in just so I wouldn't have to see his tears any more.

[XxSephirothxX]

Example:
I found my fedora, too, but it doesn't look good on me at all. I just need a new baseball cap.

[mike without a hat]

i despise you all with your hated hattities

anyway hats = bad

i demand an uprising against your uprising for the peoples republic of no hats!

[DMKA]

Fedoras are sexy.

[eestlinc]

My friend is sending me an awesome picture of myself in a hat that I didn't buy.

[Psychotic]

Okay, so now we know why RSL and Azar have hats, and that's all very well and good, but why the heck do I have a hat? Maybe I should start an investigation. MURDER: The hat that appeared!

[Rengori]

Just plain baseball hats. Or red baseball hats with chinese dragons on it that aren't chewed up by my dog Ginger.