Russel Crowe threw a telephone at a hotel receptionist recently ...

Crowe :Excuse me,but there's a problem with the line.

Receptionist :Not my problem,mister.

Crowe : ...What ?

Receptionist :I said it's not my problem.

Crowe o you know who I am ?!

Receptionist :No.

Crowe :My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius,Commander of the Armies of the North,Leader of the Felix Legions,loyal servant to the true emperor Marcus Aurelius , father to a murdered son,husband to a murdered wife and you will fix this problem in this life or the next !

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED ?! * throws phone *