i think i would be a mystical pony who could transfigure into a candle that could light the whole world, but then just be blown out by a simple breeze. but then i would be lit again if someone poured o.j. on me. and then after that i would change back into the pony which would change into an elf which would eat an apple then change into a dragon and eat some people and then fly to an island and sing a song then blow some smoke from my nostrils then smash a printer which would then turn me into a robot with purple eyes named lardatron which would go boom and after the smoke cleared i would be a pony again. with wings. i would be a PEGASUS