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    Who would win a duel the pope or jesus? Note: this topic was brought up between my friends and myself on a band trip. Still, we havent figured out who...
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    I don't get it.

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    Obviously Jesus. Why even be stupid on this one?

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    Well, the pope hasn't come back to life yet--he's stayin pretty dead. So my money's on Jesus.

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    Jesus. I mean heck, if he wanted to stay pacifist, he'd just have to go walk out on a lake and keep the pope's boat motors from firing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Azar With A Hat
    Well, the pope hasn't come back to life yet--he's stayin pretty dead. So my money's on Jesus.
    theundeadheroisnotdead!!!

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    I was talking about the...the imposter pope.>_>

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    Pope theundeadhero I would win. he'd summon his fire-breathing t-rex, the symbol of cidism.

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    Ummmm...Since they both have beliefs of compassion, then ideally they would not be in a fight in the first place. But in a non-sensical universe, Jesus would considering he is the son of God.


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    Well, since the pope is a figurehead and has absolutely no powers, obviously Jesus would win. It'd be the same as asking who would win, Yoda or, well, you.

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    Jesus Christ!

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    Lord almighty!

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    Jesus could kick my ass
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    Jesus would throw a statue of Bhudda at the pope and the pope would die of severe hemmoraging. (Jesus doesn't like Bhudda.)

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    The space pope would win

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