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    She tried being daisy duke

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    Quote Originally Posted by Guitar from blackness
    She tried being daisy duke
    THAT DOE SNT COUNT

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    She is only somewhat good looking, she has no talent, and that song just plain sucks.

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    What a waist of willie nelsons talent (he was in the video...old guy with acoustic guitar)

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    That song is bad, but in fairness, it was never made to showcase Jessica's singing ability. It was probably made simply because they needed an excuse to film Jessica shaking her ass in a bikini for 3 minutes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flamethrower
    but in fairness, it was never made to showcase Jessica's singing ability. It was probably made simply because they needed an excuse to film
    Jessica shaking her
    ass in a bikini
    for 3 minutes.

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    She has a good voice but it's so damn nasal sometimes and I don't want to see her smurfing shaking her tits hell not even Britney would shake her boobies like that. Anyways Jessica is fake, it's obvious she's had an eye lid lift, boob job and nose job

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    I think the breasts are real. With the kind of money she has, she could have afforded a better plastic surgeon who'd have done a much nicer, classier, job of it. As for the eyes and nose.... perhaps, perhaps not. I don't know how to tell underneath the paint-job on top. Does she apply makeup with a garden trowel?
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    She is damn hot and has a very good voice, but her music isn't exactly my taste. It's too bad really...

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    Check please

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