I like drunks. Especially belligerent drunks. They make good punching bags. Slow, uncoordinated, too stupid to stay down, and they disgust me enough that I don't feel bad about inflicting potentially permament physical injury upon them. Then again, I only did that once, and that guy was attacking a 14 year old girl.

I, on the other hand, don't drink. It's physically, mentally and spiritually degrading. However, I'd happily make a habit of crippling grown men who assault children.