Alcohol the answer to everything

[silverpigeon97]

is alcohol the ultimate answer? It builds confidence, takes away pain,makes most people hapier and i never get hangovers. Ive played more than one match whilst drunk, and im amazing with girls after drinking. Well..

[Meat Puppet]

Yes.

[Jess]

Alcohol isn't the answer to everything. It can be the answer to some things, but then again some people go their whole lives without drinking.

[Seymour_Guado_Goth]

That's foolish

[Yamaneko]

To alcohol, the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

[Sasquatch]

What's foolish? Going your whole life without drinking? I agree!

Alcohol doesn't really solve anything. It just makes you care about other things for a little while. Like that bastard at the other end of the bar that keeps looking at you. That's right, go kick his ass.

[Primus Inter Pares]

Yes.

[DK]

Alcohol doesn't really solve anything.

Neither does coke.

[Meat Puppet]

Anti-socialism.

[Flying Mullet]

Naw. After so many years the novelty wears off.

[Destai]

Yes.

[Rye]

To alcohol, the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

You beat me to it. Simpsons. <3

[Flying Mullet]

Simpsons did it!

[Vyk]

I agree. Alcohol isn't really an answer to anything. Its a wool that gets pulled over your eyes to make you THINK things are better. But when that wool goes away (or you sober up) you realize it actaully (likely) made things worse, or did nothing at all.

[udsuna]

I like drunks. Especially belligerent drunks. They make good punching bags. Slow, uncoordinated, too stupid to stay down, and they disgust me enough that I don't feel bad about inflicting potentially permament physical injury upon them. Then again, I only did that once, and that guy was attacking a 14 year old girl.

I, on the other hand, don't drink. It's physically, mentally and spiritually degrading. However, I'd happily make a habit of crippling grown men who assault children.