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    Kishi is a space alien hellbent on taking over the forums!

    People of EOFF. I have made a grave discovery. Kawaii Ryukishi is a space alien and it has been brainwashing the staff! It is most hard to believe, I know, but when you think about Kishi is it really that surprising? Near six years ago Kishi came to this planet looking for a medium in which it could manipulate the minds of this planet. Soon after a little place called Eyes on Final Fantasy was introduced to the webs. Kishi joined this forum and bided it's time. Slowly it gained in influence here. Knowing it had to keep its motives unnoticed it seeped itself in Final Fantasy knowledge and shrouded itself in mystery. It's patience was rewarded with the gaining of Cid's Knighthood. Encouraged, it continued with renewed vigor and began its manipulations. Not daring to reach too far it stuck to those it knew would fall to the subtle ways. Slowly, surely, it made it's way to Adminship. Then nothing could stand in it's way. I first began to notice something was strange when this messege was posted in the secret staff forum:



    BoB was already lost to us at that point. I used my talents to try to find out more of what was going on. I began to try to intercept transmissions between Kishi and it's brainwashed staff. Most of them were too coded for me to unlock but these precious few give us all the information we need:







    Del Murder and RSL have already been lost to the cause. Perhaps they might be saved. I am unsure as to whether Yams gave in or not, but I can only assume he has since he still seems to be breathing. Join together now and fight the invasion! Only together can we save ourselves!
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    Kishi and I are cool, so I have nothing to worry about. Everyone else: YOU'RE SCREWED!

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    Brainnnssssss... Neeeeeed Braaiiiinnnnnnssssssssss.

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    Del posts in the SS forum?

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    I BELIEEEEEEVE

    Lead us Hero!

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    Is Kishi the true way to Cid?
    :joey:

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    dis is lIk FFVII lol

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    kishi is like shinra


    there was a picture here

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    lets escape while we still can.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Old Manus
    kishi is like J.E.N.O.V.A.

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    there's something fishy about this whole shenanigan

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    How is this a new discovery?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Destai
    Quote Originally Posted by Old Manus
    kishi is like J.E.N.O.V.A.
    So no matter in how many pieces we rip him, he will STILL be alive. And he's got a plate on his forehead with strage things written on it. Scary, isn't it?

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    *gets the shotgun*



    4444444444 4 4 444 44 4

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    If you're gonna do bunk like this, at least use the right font in the text.

    C'mon.

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