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    Default Fun with microwaves! :D

    A couple of nights ago, I was really bored so I put a tomato in the microwave and nuked it for a minute to see what would happen. Here are my results:

    Twenty seconds: The tomato was beginning to split.
    Forty seconds: The tomato burst open, spraying its juicy goodness all over the microwave door.
    One minute: The beeper went off, and I opened the door to find that there was a delicious smell (Kinda like pizza) and the tomato had sort of dissolved and was drowning in a pool of its own juice.

    I did it again, only I nuked the tomato for forty seconds, but the results were pretty much the same. Then my brother squealed on me, and my dad yelled about the mess and made me clear it up, while I giggled like an idiot because I found the whole thing hilarious.

    A couple of days after that, I put a bit of spring onion in the microwave for forty seconds, and when it had finished, there was a horrible oniony smell that made me feel sick, and the onion itself was all floppy and dehydrated.

    Has anyone else done something like that before? What did you put in? What happened? And if anyone says their pets, I'll smoosh them.
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    You know, if you cut up bits of a grape, and put it on tin-foil, and microwave it, you get plasma? True. I'd give you a link, but I don't have one... Oh, but don't try it- after a few minutes it makes the microwave explode.

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    WATCH BRAINIAC SCIENCE ABUSE!!!!!!


    seriously they shove toasters, tins of beans, Gloves filled with propane, and all sorts of stuff in it!


    I cannot go near a microwave without twitching.

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    If you put a cd in the microwave it will explode into flames. Im not joking and Im telling you this so you WONT do it as opposed to vice versa.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Meat Puppet
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    And then used the MP to cast Meteor and DESTROYED THE WORLD!!!
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    Cat.

    Just kidding, don't smoosh m- OOOOWWWW!!!!

    Seriously, though, two fellas I grew up with - brothers Tony and Timmy, (who were nicknamed Search and Destroy) did that when they were very young. However, their babysitter caught them in the nick of time, before they could press "Start".

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    Something about candle wax. Maybe put a match in candle wax and light it and then turn the microwave on. It brings you plasma!

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    <!--my penis-->*snip* what the hell is wrong with you?

    EDIT: Actually that's funnier than the original post
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    there was a picture here

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    Ive never put anything in my Microwave, but ive thought about it. I put a micro curry in one time and the packet burst because I put it in for an extra 1 min. Didnt go bang, but it was cool.......

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    Psy it also works with a toothpick but you need something to keep it anchored down.

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    Grape plasma

    Heres that link to making plasma using grapes and a microwave.

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    I went to this party last year, for these two dudes birthday, and at some point in the night when I was a bit drunk (well, extremely, but meh.), we took one of the guys barbie sweets that someone got him, poured oxtail soup in the box, some cornflakes, and then put it in the microwave and forgot about it. That was fun. :D

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    Quote Originally Posted by Destai
    If you put a cd in the microwave it will explode into flames. Im not joking and Im telling you this so you WONT do it as opposed to vice versa.
    Will it? I've never seen one burst into flames, but I've seen the little crack things splinter through it, which makes it look kinda cool, I suppose.

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