My brother is 21 years old. My parents think that he attends Cal Poly Pomona, but he hasn't been to school in over a year. He started his own business selling performance car parts, and he was once arrested for resisting police arrest at an illegal street racing event. He likes cars. A lot.

He used to call me into his room to kill spiders for him and he has an inability to swallow pills. Once, when we was sick he had delusions that he was Spiderman and tried to cling to the walls.

He looks like a monkey and keeps a jar of teeth next to his bed. He's petite but his punches burn.

He has influenced me more than any other person on this planet.