A brain? Damn, I guess I'll never get with Leeza then...

I prefer long hair on girls.

I used to have short hair and I never had any luck with girls. I left my neo-nazi boarding school and let my hair grow long and now they can't get enough of Mitch.

I am the only one in my group of friends with hair longer than a few inches so I guess it's pretty safe to say it only works on some guys.