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    Hmmmm....haven't heard that one before.

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    There is this one conversation with a drunk woman in Vampire: Bloodlines, that I found hilarious. I couldn't exactly type it out, though, with all the options and you can pick and it blah blah it just wouldn't work.

    Also, from the same game, a lot of the crap that Jack says is pretty funny too.

    That game has a lot of funny moments, actually.
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    KoTOR 2

    "Force Persuade: Give me all your credits and jump off into that abyss"

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    Actually, LotR: Battle for Middle Earth had an interesting one. I was using a ballistae to thin down my unit population so that I could build more units than the maximum amount allowed.

    "Did you hear something?" Gondor Rangers, right before one of my ballistae shots smashed into them.
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    My brothers and I play Mario Kart Double Dash, especially battle mode. When any one of us doesn`t win nor one time we call him\her "the loser"

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    all the funny unit sayings from star craft.

    Valkyarie - "Whos your mummy"

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    Fallout 2 : Harold (on the tree in his head) : Jealous? His name's Herbert. I talk to him when I get lonely. Hehe, just kidding. His name's Bob!
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    "That's...One big pussy!"- Yuri from Shadow Hearts 2 when he fights the enormous pink kitten Andre.

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    ALL YOUR BASE! BASE! BASE! ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!

    Someone set up us the bomb...

    Make your time!

    Aah, Zero Wing! So badly translated... Yet so wonderful...

    Zero Wing Intro + All Your Base Song
    All Your Base Rhapsody
    Mr.T vs Cats
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    Most of Kefka's lines are awesomely hysterical.

    I didn't select the hot dog option in FFVIII...I would have if I'd known that he'd say that. :laugh:

    Basically everything HK-47 and Jolee say in KOTOR is gold.

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    "You don't touch the other elves like that..."

    "Touch me like that again, and you'll pull back a stump."

    What's that female elf hero from Warcraft 2...?

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    Elfrina!

    This isn't really a permanent thing, more of a glitch...
    Well, you know in DOA2, when BAzz beats a guy he says 'I won't have any mercy, even for a begginer!', and if he beats a female he replaces 'begginer' with 'woman'.
    Well, one time he beat Ein, and said 'I won't have any mercy, even for a woman!'. I'd have to agree...
    Halo 2- When in the Forerunner installation as the Arbiter, just before you meet the flood, two grunts have a conversation:
    Grunt 1: I have a bad feeling about this...
    Grunt 2: You have a bad feeling about everything! You had a bad feeling about this mornings food-nibble!
    This is a reference to the food-nibble (AKA food-nipple) grunt from the first Halo. Not hugely funny, really, more of a Halo in-joke.

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    Al: Pretty women make us buy beer, and ugly women make us *drink beer*.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skyblade
    Actually, LotR: Battle for Middle Earth had an interesting one. I was using a ballistae to thin down my unit population so that I could build more units than the maximum amount allowed.

    "Did you hear something?" Gondor Rangers, right before one of my ballistae shots smashed into them.
    I just love the coincidental quotes you can get in Battle for Middle-Earth. Like when they have nearly destroyed your base, Gondor will say randomly yell "THEY'RE ATTACKING!" or "THEY HAVE ATTACK!"...Really? I didn't realise...

    But the one that takes Gold must be when I was playing Rohan. I clicked on Merry and he said "I'm thinking it's time for Lunch!" Then I clicked on something else (I think it was an Ent) and he grunted, and it sounded exactly like "No". It was funny.

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