son of a quack (ratchet)
son of a quack (ratchet)
Al: I Care, by Al Bundy. When hooters jiggle around and I find nickels on the ground, I care. When a Mustang engine purrs and the bathroom is not hers, I care. When the pitcher's on the mound and the wife is underground, I care. But when I've been playing this for days, I will kill anyone who stays. I swear
Al: Pretty women make us buy beer, and ugly women make us *drink beer*.
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