Horny Teenage Boy #1: Hey dude, T.A.T.U. is coming into town. We got to go to their concert! Horny Teenage Boy #2: But dude...they're like, pop n' crap. Their music totally sucks Horny Teenage Boy #1: I know dude, but they're lesbians! They might make out on stage or something! Horny Teenage Boy #2: Duuuuude! We are so going! *high five*