Donuts

[Tifa's Real Lover(really]

im like eating donuts right now and decided to put a thread abou it, whats ur favorite donuts? i like powder and glazed and boston creme only....from krispy creme of course

[Sasquatch]

Krispy Kremes are the greatest. They're expensive, though.

Definitely raised glazed. other'n that...well, I'm not too picky, actually. Custard or cream filled are good...or fruit...or prettymuch anything. I don't like nuts much, or cake donuts, but other'n that, I'm good.

[kikimm]

I hate Krispy Kreme. So much. They're not even donuts. Bread with a humongous pocket of air, and a little glaze on top. That ain't no donut.

There IS this place really close to my house called Rolling Pin, though. My God. Fluffy, big....perfect. I haven't had one of those in forever. But man, those are good.

[Shlup]

I don't eat sugar fried fatty sugar fat fried in fat.

[Tifa's Real Lover(really]

cake donuts

[kikimm]

I don't eat sugar fried fatty sugar fat fried in fat.

You know you want to.

[Shlup]

I don't eat sugar fried fatty sugar fat fried in fat.

You know you want to.

Shhhhhhhhhh!

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

Tim Horton's Vanilla Dip *drools in a Homeresque manner*

[Tifa's Real Lover(really]

havent herd of tht

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

Never heard of Tim Horton's? You must be American then. It is a Canadian thing. Tim Hortons is like Dunken Donuts? Anyways it is a coffee place that has donuts and timbits (those center-balls in donuts).

[Tifa's Real Lover(really]

oooooooooooooo, no idea, live in florida tho

[Winter Nights]

I hate Krispy Kreme. So much. They're not even donuts. Bread with a humongous pocket of air, and a little glaze on top. That ain't no donut.

What Krispy Kreme donuts have YOU had? I buy glazed Krispy Kremes once a week and have a hard time not making a mess with all the glaze pouring off of them.

[rubah]

Why has no one posted a picture of Homer Simpson in this thread?

You all lose.

I like caramel bavarian-cream-filled long johns.

My krispy kreme doughnut experience was also not very good.

[Salmon King]

Why has no one posted a picture of Homer Simpson in this thread?

You all lose.

I R WINNAR!!

[XxSephirothxX]

Well, to cut a long story short, he got away with my snorkel
But I made a a solemn vow right then and there that I would not rest
I would not sleep for an instant until the one-nostrilled man was brought to justice
But first, I decided to buy some donuts

So I got in my car and I drove over to the donut shop
And I walked on up to the guy behind the counter
And he says "Yeah, what do ya want?"
I said "You got any glazed donuts?"
He said "No, we're outta glazed donuts"
I said "Well, you got any jelly donuts?"
He said "No, we're outta jelly donuts"
I said "You got any Bavarian cream-filled donuts?"
He said "No, we're outta Bavarian cream-filled donuts"
I said "You got any cinnamon rolls?"
He said "No, we're outta cinnamon rolls"
I said "You got any apple fritters?"
He said "No, we're outta apple fritters"
I said "You got any bear claws?"
He said "Wait a minute, I'll go check"
"No, we're outta bear claws"
I said "Well, in that case - in that case, what do you have?"
He says "All I got right now is this box of one dozen starving, crazed weasels"
I said "OK, I'll take that"

So he hands me the box and I open up the lid and the weasels jump out
And they immediately latch onto my face and start bitin' me all over
(rabid gnawing sounds)
Oh man, they were just going nuts
They were tearin' me apart
You know, I think it was just about that time that a little ditty started goin' through my head"
I believe it went a little something like this . . .

Doh
Get 'em off me
Get 'em off me
Oh
No, get 'em off, get 'em off
Oh, oh God, oh God
Oh, get 'em off me
Oh, oh God
Ah, (more screaming)

I ran out into the street with these flesh-eating weasels all over my face
Wavin' my arms all around and just runnin', runnin', runnin'
Like a constipated weiner dog
And as luck wouls have it, that's exactly when I ran into the girl of my dreams
Her name was Zelda
She was a caligraphy enthusiast with a slight overbite and hair the color of strained peaches
I'll never forget the first thing she said to me.
She said "Hey, you've got weasels on your face"

That's when I knew it was true love
We were inseperable after that
Aw, we ate together, we bathed together
We even shared the same piece of mint-flavored dental floss
The world was our burrito
So we got married and we bought us a house
And had two beautiful children - Nathaniel and Superfly
Oh, we were so very very very happy, aw yeah

But then one fateful night, Zelda said to me
She said "Sweetie pumpkin? Do you wanna join the Columbia Record Club?"
I said "Woah, hold on now, baby"
"I'm just not ready for that kinda commitment"
So we broke up and I never saw her again
But that's just the way things go

In Albuquerque

On the contrary, Weird Al wins.