I was making a joke too.Originally Posted by G SpOtZ
Future Esthar is serious about his theories. i was just making a joke. lol. why don't some people realize that?
Nah, that at least made grammatical sense...
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yeah...Im just gonna gonna go with whatever Advent Children says that happened...sorry guys that I don't have an outrageous story.
The guitar is a medium for the soul...
you forgot that Future Esthar doesnt have a sense of humor eitherFuture Esthar is serious about his theories. i was just making a joke. lol. why don't some people realize that?
Nah, that at least made grammatical sense...
I reject your reality and substitute my own
no he is but the 1st sephiroth was a clone the one you have to fight is the real one (you find this out somewhere in dics 2)
I reckon, seeing as Cloud obviously has such a screwed up mind, that the entire story was just a figment of his imagination. Or even, that the storyline laid out in the game might actually be true!
Can sins ever be forgiven?
Could you explain this a bit more please?
no he is but the 1st sephiroth was a clone the one you have to fight is the real one (you find this out somewhere in dics 2)
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The truth is that Cloud got really tired of how freaking annoying Aeris was, so he hired Sephiroth to kill her during her daily pray to be more of a bitch then she was the day before. In exchange, he gave Sephiroth the Black Materia, which creates a giant disco ball in the sky so that he could have the world's biggest disco party. After having Aeris killed and pretending to care, Cloud realized how big this party was going to be, and also realized he wasn't invited. This pissed him off. So he gathered his band of leftover rejects and set out to kill Sephiroth before his party started. Along the way, he killed all of Sephiroth's party guests: The Weapons, Shinra, Jenova,Bugenhaden (Poisoned I tell you!), and just about everyone else. They then had a disco battle with Sephiroth in his psycodelic 70s pad in North Crater. Cloud used his trademark move, The Omnislash (Don't ask where he got the name), and defeated Sephiroth in one move. This caused the disco ball to collapse and come down on Midgar. Sephiroth used what was left of his marijuana to get himself high enough to make all those green lights he see's real, thus saving the world. The End.
... I can't believe I wrote any of that....
Ok bye-bye dead thread.
"Can sin be forgiven?"
you lot were very rude, its a nice theory.
Personally, I think its not true, just look at the posts above for my view.
we're all joking. or at least i hope we were.
Thank you Hysterian!
Joking? Of course not! You all know that FFVII is all about drugs and disco!
u forgot tifa's boobs.
Thank you Hysterian!
Ohhh!
Now it all makes perfect sense.
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