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    Quote Originally Posted by nick72173
    Many people play through FFVII several tmes before seeing the real story. See... here is how iut works. Aeris is trying to SUMMON meteor herself and she is just lying about black materia doing it. Only she can hear the ancients so how would Cloud know the difference? REally White materia summons meteor and black meteor stops it. Sephiroth realizes this and tries to stop her. While she is "Praying to the planet" as she puts it she is really meditating and summoning meteor. Sephiroth tries to kill her before it is to late but he fails. Cloud is all pissed and still thinks Sephiroth is just Evil. However Clous is a dumbass and decides to go and kill Sephiroth who is the good guy (Who is still trying to get black meteria to work for him but never really manages because cloud shows up and kills him.) THe stuff that stop meteor is just snot... Snot from the planet. The Ancients were using Aeris to kill off the Humans so they could rule again.

    If you don't figure this out by your 5th time playing then you are slow...

    THAT IS THE REAL TRUTH!!!!!!!
    Acually this is just something me and my other nerdy friend was talking about... But it is possible right? Sephiroth is always calling Cloud Ignorant And this makes him pretty ignorant to assist some chick in destroying the world...

    Sorry to say, but I think you're full of [img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img]. That would be REAL stupid if square wanted us to believe in that!

    EDIT: OH SORRY >.< It's kinda old this topic, I'm sorry for awakening it (<-- only jk :P)

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    yknow, im pretty sure the story goes that the pull of gravity from tifa's gicantic boobs pulled a passing meteor from its orbit to the ground. she killed aries because aries was the only one who would kill her because the rest of the team was sexually atracted to her. and she was jelous because cloud had a thing for her. cloud gets pissed off, but because he woulnt kill tifa he decides to kill sephiroth instead. And the final fight is abord sephiroths space ship. (because sephiroth is really an allien.) and no one really dies in the fight because right before cloud kills sephiroth he hits the eject button. as for the planet stopping meteo i must agree with the marijuana theory.

    and thats what really happened?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maiyo_Yoem
    Quote Originally Posted by Unknowns
    No, this is the truth:




    Cloud is the one that killed Aeris.....

    wow good editing or is that just the game their where ever it's from
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    Quote Originally Posted by Maiyo_Yoem
    Quote Originally Posted by Unknowns
    No, this is the truth:




    Cloud is the one that killed Aeris.....

    wow good editing or is that just the game their where ever it's from
    With a gameshark, you can type a code to make Sephiroth your main character instead of Cloud, and Cloud will then take Sephiroths position.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maiyo_Yoem
    Quote Originally Posted by Skyblade
    Quote Originally Posted by Maiyo_Yoem
    Quote Originally Posted by Light Mage
    Light Mage: "Nah, he's some kid who was infused with Jenova cells before he was born."

    Light Mage: "...I like this new font format, I'll have to see how annoying it becomes before I decide to keep it permanently."

    Light Mage: "PS - Why does your sig say 'Reviving Aries'?"

    no he is but the 1st sephiroth was a clone the one you have to fight is the real one (you find this out somewhere in dics 2)
    Could you explain this a bit more please?
    okay am only saying this ones when you see sephiroth kill some of the black cape things about 5 mins after that you met up with rufues but you don't fight him, cloud with fly up and say something about being summoned and gives sephiroth (the real one who is some kind of water thing) the black materia now the one you see killing the black capes things that is the clone and the one who is in the water this is the real sephiroth


    oh and i think the 1st sephiroth is jenova (something that happens on disk one tell me this) and hojo says that the 1st sephiroth was also a clone and he isn't a cenrta tell me if am worng

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    Quote Originally Posted by G SpOtZ
    n sephy was all like

    "TENGO DOS HUEVOS GRANDES!"
    what aeris big boobs that is just not true

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    Quote Originally Posted by sephiroth the dark angel
    Quote Originally Posted by G SpOtZ
    n sephy was all like

    "TENGO DOS HUEVOS GRANDES!"
    what aeris big boobs that is just not true
    ....was that a joke? cuz tengo dos huevos grandes means "i have two big eggs" (eggs/slang for balls)

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    lol

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    YOUR ALL WRONG!!!!

    but since im so nice, ill tell you what really happened
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    at the begining aeris tries to sell cloud some flowers, these flowers have drugs in them (she wanted cloud to be drugged for that night O.o)
    these drugs were taken from seffy, and he get mad. seffy, being the pot he is, get mad.
    he took the black materia and went to his crack house, he traded the black materia for crack and the dealer used the black materia. he was mad because the crack was mixed with other drugs. he was trying to stop the dealer, but he found out that the dealer was cloud. (SPOILER)CLOUD GOT ON HIS CRYSTAL CHOCOBO (not in the game, they edited it out for secret purposes ) AND RODE AWAY. seffy got to him and fought cloud for more crack (SPOILER)the move omnislash was actually named "crack whroes unite" seffy was defeated, aeris died, and tifa's boobs grew 4 cups that day (.) (.), it was a good day for man kind.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    1000 years later
    (SPOILER)chocobos have evolved in to crystal chocobos and tifa's boobs have created 2 more planets PLANET BOOB!!

    he shall destroy you ALL!

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    XD at least its an ORGINAL theory

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    wrong!!!

    this was what happened!
    1)aerith took the white materia to stop sephiroth
    2)sephiroth took black materia to stop aerith
    3)cloud took blue materia to stop both
    4)tifa took grey materia to stop cloud because cloud will fall in love in aerith
    5)barret took fatass materia to stop tifa becos barret is scared that cloud will fall in love with tifa
    6)vincent took the gun and chaos limit break from lucrecia but later found the new materia Lucrecia Boob Materia to stop all of them from this stupid materia fight
    7)cait sith took the oversized moogle as a fake materia who later loses it in advent children.
    8)cid highwind took shinra no. 26 to blow up everyone but got slashed by sephiroth who later becomes crippled like rufus
    9)YUFFIE STOLE ALL THE MATERIA AND COMBINED THEM Into BECOMING chEESE MATERIA
    10) in the end nobody was wrong but yuffie because no mores materia existed on earth
    I AM RETIRED!


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    yeah and then what...?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Omecle
    This thread is incredibly lame.

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    Heavy overdramatic sigh...

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    tifa and her silicone implants blocked the meteor.....end of story

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