The Truth about Aeris *Spoilers! Look away*

**nick72173** · 09-20-2005, 03:56 AM

Many people play through FFVII several tmes before seeing the real story. See... here is how iut works. Aeris is trying to SUMMON meteor herself and she is just lying about black materia doing it. Only she can hear the ancients so how would Cloud know the difference? REally White materia summons meteor and black meteor stops it. Sephiroth realizes this and tries to stop her. While she is "Praying to the planet" as she puts it she is really meditating and summoning meteor. Sephiroth tries to kill her before it is to late but he fails. Cloud is all pissed and still thinks Sephiroth is just Evil. However Clous is a dumbass and decides to go and kill Sephiroth who is the good guy (Who is still trying to get black meteria to work for him but never really manages because cloud shows up and kills him.) THe stuff that stop meteor is just snot... Snot from the planet. The Ancients were using Aeris to kill off the Humans so they could rule again.

If you don't figure this out by your 5th time playing then you are slow...

THAT IS THE REAL TRUTH!!!!!!!
Acually this is just something me and my other nerdy friend was talking about... But it is possible right? Sephiroth is always calling Cloud Ignorant And this makes him pretty ignorant to assist some chick in destroying the world...

**Vyk** · 09-20-2005, 04:20 AM

'Kay. Bye

**G SpOtZ** · 09-20-2005, 04:22 AM

not true at all.

sephiroth and aeris had a thing goin on you see? But Sephiroth was a virgin, the type that has never seen porn and has never gained knowledge of the birds and the bees, even though he tried to gain the knowledge of the ancients and the planets. all he was trying to do was bang aeris. he thought his sword was his weewee, and he didn't kno where he was supposed to put it so he just kinda rammed it in Aeris' back. Meteor had nothing to do with the story line, it was just a random meteor that happened to be coming towards earth. but that's not how it really happened..

HOW IT REALLY HAPPENED:
tifa's boobs are so big that she has materia slots in them. she had a Cheese WEAPON summon that nobody knew of, as well as meteor materia. she got super hungry, and decided that she wanted to eat some cheese toast. all she needed was a Bread WEAPON materia. so lets go over the steps after this:
1) summon meteor, kill aeris because it's one less stomach to feed. and she sucks.
2) meteor danger released WEAPONS from the planet.
3) cloud heard a rumor that Bread WEAPON could be found in a crater up north.
4) They found Sephiroth got there first, nibbeling on the Bread WEAPON
5) Angry and hungry, Cloud's gang decided to go hunger rage on Sephy and annihalated him. all of this over food.
6) Acquired the Bread WEAPON summon materia after destroying Bread WEAPON.
7) Summoned Bread and Cheese WEAPONS unto meteor, nice and toasty, yeah?
8) everybody had a nice meal, but they forgot to take back meteor so Aeris was all like "aw my gosh i guess i gotta save the planet now... pfft." let holy come along and save the planet.

9) Nanaki was actually an invasive species, and after hojo's expirement, became way more furious, ferocious, vicious, and smarter than humans. ate cloud and co. had some kids. destroyed midgar after 500 years. yep.

**Skyblade** · 09-20-2005, 04:38 AM

Originally Posted by G SpOtZ

not true at all.

sephiroth and aeris had a thing goin on you see? But Sephiroth was a virgin, the type that has never seen porn and has never gained knowledge of the birds and the bees, even though he tried to gain the knowledge of the ancients and the planets. all he was trying to do was bang aeris. he thought his sword was his weewee, and he didn't kno where he was supposed to put it so he just kinda rammed it in Aeris' back. Meteor had nothing to do with the story line, it was just a random meteor that happened to be coming towards earth. but that's not how it really happened..

HOW IT REALLY HAPPENED:
tifa's boobs are so big that she has materia slots in them. she had a Cheese WEAPON summon that nobody knew of, as well as meteor materia. she got super hungry, and decided that she wanted to eat some cheese toast. all she needed was a Bread WEAPON materia. so lets go over the steps after this:
1) summon meteor, kill aeris because it's one less stomach to feed. and she sucks.
2) meteor danger released WEAPONS from the planet.
3) cloud heard a rumor that Bread WEAPON could be found in a crater up north.
4) They found Sephiroth got there first, nibbeling on the Bread WEAPON
5) Angry and hungry, Cloud's gang decided to go hunger rage on Sephy and annihalated him. all of this over food.
6) Acquired the Bread WEAPON summon materia after destroying Bread WEAPON.
7) Summoned Bread and Cheese WEAPONS unto meteor, nice and toasty, yeah?
8) everybody had a nice meal, but they forgot to take back meteor so Aeris was all like "aw my gosh i guess i gotta save the planet now... pfft." let holy come along and save the planet.

9) Nanaki was actually an invasive species, and after hojo's expirement, became way more furious, ferocious, vicious, and smarter than humans. ate cloud and co. had some kids. destroyed midgar after 500 years. yep.

...When did Future Esthar get your account password?

**nick72173** · 09-20-2005, 05:24 AM

That is how it really happened mine version is obviously trash compared to that History book

**Rostum** · 09-20-2005, 05:40 AM

This thread is incredibly lame.

**nick72173** · 09-20-2005, 05:45 AM

Let's not start a flame war. There are a lot of lame threads on this website I just thought it would be fun theorize about different ways the storys would work. If you don't like spam elsewhere stay on topic or leave.

**Rostum** · 09-20-2005, 05:51 AM

Originally Posted by nick72173

Let's not start a flame war. There are a lot of lame threads on this website I just thought it would be fun theorize about different ways the storys would work. If you don't like spam elsewhere stay on topic or leave.

Just giving my view on your theory.

**ThroneofDravaris** · 09-20-2005, 06:31 AM

Originally Posted by Skyblade

...When did Future Esthar get your account password?

Nah, that at least made grammatical sense...

**boys from the dwarf** · 09-20-2005, 07:16 AM

this is so dumb. but kinda funny but im voting for this thread to be closed.

**Light Mage** · 09-20-2005, 01:36 PM

Actually it was a story about how the WEAPONs had been imprisoned and locked away by the cruel ruthless ancients, Sephiros wanted to help them and set them free but Aeris wanted the WEAPONS to suffer, suffer until the end of time.

Seffi summoned metoer as a way of just breaking the WEAPONS out of of their prison and when the WEAPONs went on the rampage was just because Humans looked just like their unjust imprisoners... they didn't know the difference. cos they're metal and, ya know, dumb.

**Levian** · 09-20-2005, 02:03 PM

You forgot one thing. Sephiroth is an ancient too.

**Light Mage** · 09-20-2005, 02:05 PM

Light Mage: "Nah, he's some kid who was infused with Jenova cells before he was born."

Light Mage: "...I like this new font format, I'll have to see how annoying it becomes before I decide to keep it permanently."

Light Mage: "PS - Why does your sig say 'Reviving Aries'?"

**ISRviper** · 09-20-2005, 04:46 PM

So this is what this forum comes to after so many years of play the game.

**G SpOtZ** · 09-20-2005, 09:40 PM

Originally Posted by ThroneofDravaris

Originally Posted by Skyblade

...When did Future Esthar get your account password?

Nah, that at least made grammatical sense...

Future Esthar is serious about his theories. i was just making a joke. lol. why don't some people realize that?

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