Cloud and Tifa have babies, but one of the babies is African-Midgarian and Cloud knows that Tifa's been cheating with Barret so he busts him up.

Then runs off and shacks up with Aeris, and they have babies. But one of those babies is a Nanaki so cloud busts Nanaki up but Aeris says it was Hojo's fault so Cloud busts Mojo Hojo up instead.

*sigh*