Alright, PLEASE, let's not mix sexual acts with Whoopie Goldberg. Whoopie and whoopie just shouldn't go together, you know?

Once, my roommate walked in on me and a girl...and a few years ago, my girlfriend's little brothers were watching from the back of the truck we were in. When she picked her head up, they ducked...it took like twenty dollars worth of candy and ice cream and such to keep them little bastards quiet.