1001 ways to know if you play too much Final Fantasy

[Shadowdeathrose]

894:when u can't figure out how to do algerbra so you check your final fantasy walkthrough book

[GunbladeMaster]

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[Shiny]

895. When you own a costumized FF controller.

[Night Strife]

896. When you join my site.
897. When you beg/do "evil things" to Square-Enix to give you FF game early

[Shiny]

898: When you pre-ordered every Final Fantasy you could.

[Shadowdeathrose]

899: when 897 dont work, you try to get into steal the game by trying to summon valefore buhumut etc.......

[Christmas]

900: You go around asking for elixirs to fix your spaceship.

[Necron]

900 reasons gone, 101 to go.
Is this thread gonna be closed when all 1001 reasons have been thought of?

[Shadowdeathrose]

901:you want to Run in a race so ya ask ya mum to give you a chocobo feather to make you run faster

[Legends]

902: You would consider an art show as abtract paintings of FF characters and settings
903: You believe that if you can concentrate for long enough you can turn into an esper, g.f, ect.
904: You believe that you area clone of sephiroth, dress yourself in a black cloat and travel to the northpole for the "reunion"
905: You believe your mother is Jenova
906: A small metor hits the earth and you say "blast...i summoned one too small"
907: Your in a really boring conversation with someone so you cast death on him and walk away mumbling "crap"
908: You run up to a tiger and yell out "NANAKI I"VE FOUND YOU" and preceed to hug it.
909: You have to go to the hospital because of 908
910: You compare owns and villages in real life to ones in the games
911: You think that the kiss scene is cool in FFX, so you convince your g/f or b/f to do it with you.
912: you both are taking to the hospital for almost drowning for trying to do 911
913: Your scared to go out on sea in a boat becasuse Sin might be there
914: Your go up to a guy with really long white hair and start punching him
915: You explain to the cops that he's the reason for you losing your memory.

[Monster Hunt]

916: When you try to teach your bird how to say kweh.

[Shadowdeathrose]

917: you fall over and fall asleep and "dream your a moron" e.g laguna and when u wake up you somehow find yourself on a train to a place called "timber"

[boys from the dwarf]

918:if you try to cast haste on yourself ans dress as time mage in a marathon.
919: if you dress up in red then jump off a cliff thinking your freya.
920:if you think that the meaning of life is to return everything to the zero world
921.if you hack your game of FF7 just so you can fight the cheese weapon and the chocobo weapon.
922:if you find big fat red things and cook them and then say "look. ive made you all a lovely hedgehog pie."
923:if youre being bullied and shout."fat chocobo.destroy them all with your bad smell."
924:if someone fights you ,you wait until the boss music starts playing in the background then realize life doesnt have theme music.
925: if you try to compress time using an elecronic juicer.
926:if youre in detention at school you shout "BIO" then fart realy loud.
927: if you get scared of birds just in case they use choco meteor on you.
928: if you get a red tennis ball then throw it at someone and say."mega flare.bahamut go!!!!"
929:if you ask your neighbour cid to build you an airship.
930: if you dress up as a dak knight and say/"i garland sall knock you all down" then get some four gits in costumes to terrorize the people then send you back in time by compressing time with a juicer.
931:if you go to a halloween party and think that you have seen the emporor of palamecia risen from hell
932:if you play to much final fantasy.
933:if you think that moscow is actually bevelle but in the past then go diggin to find ancient dungeons and look for trema.

[Shadowdeathrose]

918:if you try to cast haste on yourself ans dress as time mage in a marathon.
919: if you dress up in red then jump off a cliff thinking your freya.
920:if you think that the meaning of life is to return everything to the zero world
921.if you hack your game of FF7 just so you can fight the cheese weapon and the chocobo weapon.
922:if you find big fat red things and cook them and then say "look. ive made you all a lovely hedgehog pie."
923:if youre being bullied and shout."fat chocobo.destroy them all with your bad smell."
924:if someone fights you ,you wait until the boss music starts playing in the background then realize life doesnt have theme music.
925: if you try to compress time using an elecronic juicer.
926:if youre in detention at school you shout "BIO" then fart realy loud.
927: if you get scared of birds just in case they use choco meteor on you.
928: if you get a red tennis ball then throw it at someone and say."mega flare.bahamut go!!!!"
929:if you ask your neighbour cid to build you an airship.
930: if you dress up as a dak knight and say/"i garland sall knock you all down" then get some four gits in costumes to terrorize the people then send you back in time by compressing time with a juicer.
931:if you go to a halloween party and think that you have seen the emporor of palamecia risen from hell
932:if you play to much final fantasy.
933:if you think that moscow is actually bevelle but in the past then go diggin to find ancient dungeons and look for trema.

lol your well gd at this



934: you walk into a grave yard with a knife saying "come on all u zobies ill take u on!"

[boys from the dwarf]

lol your well gd at this



934: you walk into a grave yard with a knife saying "come on all u zobies ill take u on!"

thanks! youve done some good ones too.

935:when you pick up a chefs knife and poke people with it while saying "doink!" then expect them to die.
936:when youre playing spiderman and wondering why he doesnt teleport around the city zapping people instead of swinging and beating people up.
937: when you start to breed chickens to grow them into chocobo weapons to take over the world.
938:when instead of saying thank you , you say "kupo"
939:when you blow at someone and shout aero then expect them to be hurt:
940: when you think its entirely possible to hold a sword thats 6ft and as thick as a door.
941: when you go bowling with multicoloured glass balls and expect them to cast spells to knock the pins down.
942: when you put a plug up your nose turn on the power then think youre junctioning magic.
943: when you go to a medievil comvention and walk up to the black knight then say "garland. knock them all down!"
945: when you swing a sword aound shouting"shock" and "climhazzard" and expect magical explosions to appear.
946: when you build a spaceship and fly to pluto to see if the pluto knoghts really do exist.
947: when sephiroth casts supernova on FF7 you call the police and try and put it on the news and hide just incase the sun explodes.

come on people! were nearly there !!!