1001 ways to know if you play too much Final Fantasy

[Shadowdeathrose]

thanks! youve done some good ones too.

935:when you pick up a chefs knife and poke people with it while saying "doink!" then expect them to die.
936:when youre playing spiderman and wondering why he doesnt teleport around the city zapping people instead of swinging and beating people up.
937: when you start to breed chickens to grow them into chocobo weapons to take over the world.
938:when instead of saying thank you , you say "kupo"
939:when you blow at someone and shout aero then expect them to be hurt:
940: when you think its entirely possible to hold a sword thats 6ft and as thick as a door.
941: when you go bowling with multicoloured glass balls and expect them to cast spells to knock the pins down.
942: when you put a plug up your nose turn on the power then think youre junctioning magic.
943: when you go to a medievil comvention and walk up to the black knight then say "garland. knock them all down!"
945: when you swing a sword aound shouting"shock" and "climhazzard" and expect magical explosions to appear.
946: when you build a spaceship and fly to pluto to see if the pluto knoghts really do exist.
947: when sephiroth casts supernova on FF7 you call the police and try and put it on the news and hide just incase the sun explodes.

come on people! were nearly there !!!

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948: when you walk into a shop and say can i have the lionheart plz
949:u walk in to a trainstation and say does this train go to timber
950:u find a box of leaves and write on it ganishi greens feed to big yellow bird

[Neco Arc]

hmm... 51 more to go...

[WarriorValis]

951: You get all your friends to download the FMV's and Advent Children onto their computer... even if their computer isn't able to contain them all. *guilty as charged*

[Shadowdeathrose]

lolz....

952: you go to place with a beach and a port and say "am i in spira may be sin brought me here i wounder where yuna and the gang are!"

[GunbladeMaster]

953: when your "mother" is an alien

[Fire_Emblem776]

954:you write better arguments than squallofseed or masamune1600
(like thats gona happen)

[GunbladeMaster]

955: You call yourself Squall of Masamune

[Legends]

956: When you force somebody to dl AC for you because your computer is too crappy to dl it
957: When you long toevolve into a moomba
958: When randomly meeting someone named Ariesyou run around screaming " SHES ALIVE!!!" and start crying hesterically in joy
959: You belive that "sin" refered to in the Bible is the same as Sin in FFX
960: You get scared at 957 because it says "we are all sinners" and you believe that you are Sin
961: You've beaten every single mini game in all the games and mastered to the point that you could write your own strategy book for mini games
962: You know the boks so well that you could make a strategy guide for the games
963: You have made a strategy guide for alll the games including mini games and every single secret of the game.
964: You have converted ppl to Yu Yevon teachings
965: You believe in the Yu Yevon teachings because of the Bible
966: You have made others addicted to FF
967: You've dun the above just because you talked about it so much, ppl got curious
968: You became obsessed with swords because of FF
969: You decided to becomea master swordsman
970: Your goldfish died in a tragic stabbing from your practicing to become a master swordsman.
971: Pets run away from you when you go to reach for your sword after the goldfish incident
972: You play so much that your pets could probably play the games
973: Intead of bringing you the paper and your slippers in the morning your dog brings you the games consol controller
974: When your dog brings your slippers in the morning they are FF slippers.

[Shadowdeathrose]

975: u tell your fiend so much about the games they could complete it in there sleep even when they have never played any of the ff games before

[boys from the dwarf]

976:when you gain psycic powerf which allow you to play FF in your sleep.

25 more to go!!!

[Shadowdeathrose]

lol i hope this stays open after we get to 1001.

977:when you ask where the training centre is and how to get the from your seeD dormatry

[boys from the dwarf]

978:when you read every single way to know if you play too much FF in this forum.
also i hope that after this they turn this thread into 2002 ways to know if you play to much FF.
979:if you say what i just said in the sentence above.
22 to go were so close!!!

[Shadowdeathrose]

978:when you read every single way to know if you play too much FF in this forum.
also i hope that after this they turn this thread into 2002 ways to know if you play to much FF.
979:if you say what i just said in the sentence above.
22 to go were so close!!!

lol you mean if u say wat boys from the dwarf or ffking said about this tread!!

980: uve got to 980 reasons and you can still think of many more (guilty)

981: u get in a fight at school and try to use scan to see wat the oponents hp is
982:you walk into a shop with a bright blue sword and ask for a darkmatter

[boys from the dwarf]

983: when you beat up everyone in school just so you can learn firaga without having to keep the same staff.
984: when you get a stuffed lion doll then go up to someone you hate and say "greiver! make them bleed."
985: when you think youre gonna die so you buy a crystal and threaten to destroy it if someone doesnt give you some from of immortality.
986: if you start mixing eyes on me and melodies of life on one of them DJ things.
15 to go!

[Cloud Valentine]

987: In a fight, you take a step back and laugh at your opponent because you believe you'll only take half the damage in the back row.
988: You've attempted to do Sabin's, Tifa's and/or Zell's Kung fu moves.
989: You've actually achieved 988 and got a serious stitch performing Zell's final heaven move.