1001 ways to know if you play too much Final Fantasy

[Cloud Valentine]

1026: You're trying to gain eternal life so you can play FFXXVI
1027: You're trying to design a Final Fantasy game to use when you work for Square Enix
1028: You've written an indepth story to all Final Fantasy games
1029: Including side quests and secrets
1030: People on the street remind you characters like Cloud, Squall, Tidus etc
1031: You go up to these people and ask where their sword is, why they aren't saving the world and if you can have their autograph saying you want to grow up to be just like them
1032: If the person you're talking to is Sephiroth so you decided against this and kill them before he goes crazy, knowing he'll thank you for it later
1033: You on your friends have gone on a journey to save the world from Sin
1034: These friends you take with you have no idea about what Final Fantasy is
1035: you think it's possible for you to break boulders so long as you do 9999 damage each time you attack
1036: you run away from someone trying to wrap a bandage around you because you believe you're currently zombified

[Shiny]

1037. When you're not surprised that we've managed to get over 1001.

[Evolavas]

1038: when you register for final fantasy forums

[Maverick]

1039: when you know every boss in every order
1040: " " in every game
1041: when you know the weaknesses of above bosses
1042: when you know where Biggs and Wedge are in every game
1043: when you know where Cid is in every game
1044: when you consider making a shirt called "The many faces of Cid" (soooo guilty)
1045: when you reset the game because you forgot to get an item to complete all items collection
1046: when you get pissed when you realize you can never max out the item list (regular or key) in FF7
1047: when you try to get Excalibur 2 in FF9
1048: when you achieve 1047

My first post on the site, but I read 'em all

[Shadowdeathrose]

1048: when its your first post and u read all 1038 reasons before you post

[Maverick]

um, that previous was 1049...

1050: when you hear the sound "kweh" and you run around looking for the chocobo
1051: when your game names on other games are FF character names
1052: when you and your buddy get into an argument over which FF chars can beat which.
1053: when you wonder what is under teh black mage's hat.
1054: when you watch a preview for a new Final Fantasy (12 ?) more than 10 times
1055: when you play Final Fantasy for 18 hours strait (guilty)

[Shadowdeathrose]

1056: when u think this song is funny (click on the link underneather the first paragraph which says "click here to view" thts on the website by the wayhttp://www.ffcompendium.com/h/fanflash.shtml


*fine happy now ledgends*

[Legends]

dude your horrible with the numbering king
k so were at 1057
1057: When you have children you immediatly start educating them on the many wonders of FF!!!
1058: When your about to have a child so you dectorate there room to FF
1059: If its a girl you fashion it after all teh girl and a boy you fashion it after all the guys.
1060: You have the nurse wrap the baby in a FF blanket when he or she is born
1061: You hum the victory song when your baby is born
1062: You dress up as your favorite charater for your babies birth
1063: You decorate the whole room your wife is staying in for the baby's birth
1064: When your baby is born you compare him to a FF character

[Jet_Jockey]

1065: When you Actually did 1057 to 1064.

(you did all those didnt yoU?)

[Legends]

yes yes i have, hahaha um no, i dont have any kids, and not planning on it.

1066: You read from the strategy guide for your kids bed time stories
1067: You throw a FF theme birthday party for your kids first birthday
1068: By the age of one your kid can name off every character
1069: You tell your kid that elves dont work for Santa, moogles do!
1070: You tell your kid that Santa is really one of the characters from FF
1071: You make up a holiday in your house "Final Fantasy Day"
1072: You go around your house on that day saying "HAPPY FF DAY!!!!!"
1073: You have a traditional 5 hour of game play that day
1074: Followed by games based around FF
1075: You spread this holiday to friends
1076: You get people to actually celebrate this
1077: Even people who don't know what FF is
1078: You try to make this holiday a national holiday!
1079: You have FF nights, were you get together with you buddies and talk about certain subjects about the games.
1080: You assign people to play to a certain part of a game before each meeting
1081: You advertise to people to come join the weekly meeting
1082: People actually join the meeting after seeing the ad
1083: You design a new game for square enix during meetings
1084: You make all the detailed plans and pictures and start a mini prototype for the company
1085: You also plan for parties and get togethers for city wide/state/province/country.
1086: You are part of the team that organizes FF conventions
1087: Your the president of that
1088: Your happy even if your the coffee boy of that team just so you can say your part of the team.
1089: You make products for FF such as toothpaste, lunch snacks, halloween candy, funiture etc.
1090: You cant draw worth crap but draw stickmen of the charaters with labels of who they are and hang them on your walls
1091: You hire a profeesional to draw you FF pictures
1092: Your license plate is "FF RULZ" or "I LUVFF" or "FFS GR8"
1093: You decorate your car in FF
1094: You have lil moogles hanging off your rearview mirror
1095: You have slip covers over your seat of your fav FF characters.
1096: Your keychain has a gunblade or moogle, moomba, tonberry etc hanging off it.
1097: Your horn is the victory theme song
1098: Or your horn is one of the many battle themes
1099: You have spray painted on the sides of your car you fav chatacters
1100: Or the words " I LOVE FINAL FANTASY"
1101: Or "Final Fantasy Mobile"
1102: You try to get a custom built car to one like that in one of the games
1103: You succeed in doing that.
1104: You have done ANYTHING that i just wrote

damn i wrote a lot !!! im on fire tonight!!!

[Cecinda]

1067: Your child's first words are a character/place/spell name.
1068: Your child launches porridge at you screaming, "FIRE2!!!"

[ffxfreak93]

1056: when u think this song is funny (click on the link underneather the first paragraph which says "click here to view" thts on the website by the wayhttp://www.ffcompendium.com/h/fanflash.shtml


*fine happy now ledgends*

lol,guess i'm guilty

[Neo_SiLenT]

935: you name your pet the name of your chocobo in FF7.

[Legends]

935??? hahah sry i should have never got on ur case about the numbering King, Neo slients worse than you, hah im just buggin you guys
and btw i thought that song was halarious too!

[Tasura]

1069. You were the person to get 1001. ()
1070. you keep going and going and going.(insert energizer bunny)