875. You mistake your neighbours cat for a Moomba.
876. You go to the corner shop and ask if they have any Elixer.
877. You try and place a bet at the Book makers for the Besaid Aurochs to win the league.
878. Whilst in a fight you attempt to use 'Burning Rave'.
879. You attempt to perform a Sending for your recently deceased goldfish.
880. You go into a stable and ask how much it would cost to buy a Chocobo.
881. You try to book a fortnights holiday at Golden Saucer.
882. When filling in a form you state you occupation as SeeD.
883. You ask your local Keycutter to synth your penknife into a Gladius.
884. You run into a phamacy screaming "do you sell Soft!"
885. Someone dies, and you instruct the paramedics to get a phoenix down, or a White Mage
886. You try to kill a random old man mistaking him for Jecht.
887. You run outside in a thunder storm looking for cactuar stones.
888. Try using a dust covered mirror in front of a flower hoping it will transform in to a Celestial mirror.
889. On a trip to the beach you pick up a beach ball and say "Let's play some blitzball!"
890. You succed in killing the old man from 886 and wonder why the victory music isnt playing.
891. When you get arrested for 890 and try to explain to the cops that he was going to destroy the world.