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    Global warming? Act of God?

    True, says one Idaho weatherman — Hurricane Katrina was part of a man-made plot against America.

    Scott Stevens, a meteorologist who for nine years has been forecasting the weather on KPVI-TV (search) in Pocatello, says the Yakuza — the Japanese mafia — is using a Russian-made electromagnetic generator to launch terrific storms against the U.S. mainland.

    The devastation of New Orleans was in revenge for the U.S. atomic bombing of Hiroshima, Stevens explains on his Web site. He says it will soon be used again against another major American city.

    "A battle in the skies is waged daily. Some battles are won and others lost. We yet know not which," Stevens writes on the front page of his site. "For years this massive global project has been under way, but only now is it making it to the forefront of the consciousness of those with curious minds."

    Rumors have long circulated of a secret Soviet weather weapon, but Stevens told the Idaho Falls Post Register he became convinced it existed after noticing strange patterns in a Montana cold front in 2004.


    "I just got sick to my stomach because these clouds were unnatural and that meant they had [the machine] on all the time," Stevens told the newspaper. "I was left trying to forecast the intent of some organization, rather than the weather of this planet."

    Nor is it a coincidence that both Katrina and Ivan — the huge hurricane that hit Florida a year ago — are Russian names, Stevens says.

    At least one other scientist, however, thinks it's all a bunch of hooey.

    "I have been doing hurricane research for the better part of 20 years now, and there was nothing unusual to me about any of the satellite imagery of Katrina," Robert S. Young, an associate professor of geology at Western Carolina University (search) in Cullowhee, N.C., told the newspaper. "It's laughable to think it could have been man-made."

    Other hurricane experts explain that the spate of severe North Atlantic storms in recent years is part of a natural 25- to 30-year cycle. There was a wave of damaging hurricanes between 1935 and 1965, then a lull before the number of bad storms increased again around 1995.

    The U.S. government has apparently tried to influence hurricanes, but its Project Stormfury, which from 1962 to 1983 sought to weaken cyclones by seeding the storms' eyewalls with silver iodide, was a failure.

    Stevens is unperturbed by those who scoff at his findings.

    "I fully expect one more 'event' this year to impact the United States," he writes. "My gut feeling is that it will be an earthquake/volcanic event with intensity of at least 7.5 in magnitude resulting in insured losses to exceed $25 billion."

    His bosses at KPVI-TV don't mind his views, as long as he keeps them off the air.

    "He doesn't talk about it on his weathercast," General Manager Bill Fouch told the newspaper. "He's very knowledgeable about weather, and he's very popular."

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    Japanese gansters... control hurricanes? That's just weird. WHoever came up with that is out of his mind.

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    hahahahahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by nik0tine
    hahahahahaha
    I agree with this. How stupid can you get? I mean seriously.

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    lol man I don't know to piss my pants then laugh or laugh then piss my pants lol. Japaneese mafia caused Katrina. .. America caused Katrina for burning so much damn oil lol.

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    What a sad day for Idaho. Don't worry, we won't judge you for your insane weather reporters, Idahodians.

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    You fools, everyone knows it was the French with a giant fan!
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    I'm so glad oklahoma has Gary England. We would be nothing without him lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZeZipster
    What a sad day for Idaho. Don't worry, we won't judge you for your insane weather reporters, Idahodians.
    dont you mean, Udahoians. heee heee heee. OK, sorry about that, my hyper side comes out every once in a while.
    I think that is the best conspiracy ever! Thats even better than any alien abduction story. I want to learn more about it, is there a link or something?

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    I blame bush

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    Quote Originally Posted by lionx
    I blame bush
    Me too, but not for this. Although if I were the Yakuza, and had that tech, I'd go legit, buy up the uninhabited beach front along the northern coast of Asia (ah, antarctic beaches).... and turn the place into an inexplicable tropic paradise. The property goes from about a doller for a square kilometer of dirt, to a few hundred thousand dollars per home, and the quarter-acre of land it sits upon.

    Walk away having made a few hundred trillion dollars. After the land was fully sold off, simply pack up and take your weather device with you. Watch the suntanning rich people freeze. Suckers.
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    Global Warming. That's all. YAkuza roflmao!

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    Sounds like this man jsut wants Bush to push the red button. /sigh
    Sadly, Bush already knows about this. :rolleyes2

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gnostic Yevon
    Global Warming. That's all.
    Not even that. Just an unfortunate alignment of three seperate weather patterns. Every few years, the Atlantic, somehow, becomes really stormy. Producing more tropical storms than usual. In this case, it coincided with another weather cycle that occurs every decade or so, it has to do with the "Trade Winds" being more powerful than usual. These two mean more storms on the gulf course. Unfortunately, it occures right on top of another (every couple decades) event where the Gulf of Mexico becomes far warmer than average. This is a once-in-a-century alignment of forces, but that's all.

    Although it is one harsh alignment of forces.
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