Quote Originally Posted by GooeyToast
Scott Stevens, a meteorologist who for nine years has been forecasting the weather on KPVI-TV (search) in Pocatello, says the Yakuza — the Japanese mafia — is using a Russian-made electromagnetic generator to launch terrific storms against the U.S. mainland.
This theory, I'm afraid, is about as credible as the theory that the Chernobyl disaster was caused by American saboteurs in order to bring down the Soviet Union.