Self Protection

[gokufusionss1]

i carry a mini nuclear device with me, if any starts on me i'll threaten nuclear holocaust.

[Laugh at face of Danger]

neato

[Doomie]

How do you protect yourself out in the street, the car, and at home?
I always carry a knife on me just in case I have to cut someone, in the car all I have are the locks, it is the same for the house. I should get a gun, it's not like I have a child to bring it to school. Even if I did, I wouldn't think he would do that, I never thought of the idea when I was one and if he did, he would remember that day for the rest of his life, because of the snap of my belt.

This tiny little paragraph is wrong in SO many ways.

[Giga Guess]

I know a cerstain degree of kickboxing/self-defence.....enogh to make a person incapacitated enough for me to run like a deer.

[Nick Schovitz]

qwOO THIS BUILDED UP QUICKLY AND I AM AWARE OF DISARMING YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT AND YOU DON'T NEED MARTIAL ARTS CLASSES TO LEARN HOW TO FIGHT SOMEONE HAD TO MAKE THEM UP. dANG LEFT THE CAPS ON aGAIN.
Edit: Hey you what's wrong with that?! is it the spanking thing, if you let your child do anything he'll be out of control and some only learn that way and that is true,
Go to your room! A mother yells and a boy goes into his room to stay in there , play with his stuff and jack off to porno mags.
see how y'all are too easy, my parents gave me spankings and I'm glad for it.

[Flamethrower]

I break people down with my words.

[Lyde Lyde]

Hmm I have a security system for my car and my house. Umm Nick I rather not reply to the spanking thing and i might consider a gun, I go to the firing range every so often. I would like a gun like the one Tatjana has.

[Rase]

Me, protecting my honey with with me fearsome hammer.





Oh yeah, I also have a pocket knife, which I never carry on my person, and a short sword that's dull on all sides.

Oh, I'm fierce.

[Madonna]

I carry a pen with me at all times.

[Shoden]

there was once this car advert where a man got into a car and while he was starting it up a monkey came up from behind him and whacked with a hammer or something.

[Sasquatch]

Stickdeath.com has "security systems" for cars, that are pretty good. Fun to watch.

[escobert]

I live in the wonderful state of vermont where I can carry a concealed firearm on me at all times

[Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World]

I just give 'em the laaaaaaaaazy eeeeeeeye.

If any of you get that hug me.

I am so hugging you. I never thought I would hear that again after my old vcr ate the tape. I love you

EDIT: Oh yeah, I dont need protection, I am Superman. But don't tell no one.

[DMKA]

What am I supposed to be protecting myself from?

[Fuzakeru]

I carry a pocket knife in the front pocket of my purse at all times and if I'm walking in the afternoon I'll put it in my back pocket.

Once Myles and I were both walking and we had our knives on us and he was playing with his when a family rode by on their bicylces. A little girl waved at us so we did the same . . . except Myles had his knife open in his hand so he was actually waving the knife at her. xD!! So horrible.