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    In the year. . . twenty something zero five,
    if doomie is still alive
    if neelz0r can survive
    they may find. . .

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    The Poop Forum.

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    The wiki place. Ever heard of it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kawaii Ryűkishi
    Quote Originally Posted by bbomber72000
    We should have a place to archive "essays" done by members.
    We'd call it TL;DR.
    Speaking of tl;dr, do you still have any of those really old posts I made several years ago? I lost all my old eoff stuff when my external drive crapped out a few months ago
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    Looks like no. :rabite:

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    The only long posts I like are Squall of SeeD's and my own and I've never bothered to finish reading Squall of SeeDs.

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    It was time for the forum to eat Del Murder
    rubah cried "Stop!" but nobody heard her
    Hawkeye grabbed his feet, Neel took the nose
    And Psy said "Stop with the smurfing prose!"

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    Why use verses when
    You can use the cool haiku
    It is much shorter.
    This subliminal message could be meant for YOU. But it's probably not. Move along ;D

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    To rhyme a Haiku
    Is it considered taboo?
    I wonder, I do.
    Bow before the mighty Javoo!

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    Psy's failure to rick
    His lime.

    Makes me sad for
    A time.

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    I was saving this for a song, but oh well...

    Psychotic is a spammer,
    all he does is spam.
    Make a new post,
    he'll spam the most,
    just because he can!

    Loony BoB's his rival,
    his arch-enemy.
    He'll find the spam,
    close it and bam,
    that's the end you see!

    One day Psy was spamming,
    in a feedback thread.
    BoB said THAT'S IT!
    I'M SICK OF THIS !
    With that the thread was dead.

    He will ban you,
    he will ban me,
    he will ban anyone.

    Just because,
    we think that,
    sometimes spam can be fun.

    Psy was really angry,
    mad as any bug.
    He said with a frown,
    I won't back down,
    from that Loony Thug!

    He called his BO-AT-WAs,
    his anti-BoB clan.
    Stayed up all night,
    eyes filled with fright,
    but they formed a plan.

    Morning came, they attacked,
    but BoB did not fall.
    With a quick grin,
    a twitch of his chin,
    BoB did ban them all.

    I will ban you,
    my mother too,
    I would ban my best friend.

    Just because,
    spam is wrong,
    I will ban 'till the end.

    Psy was feeling down,
    really gutted out.
    What did he do?
    Let me tell you!
    He sent a PM to Cl_out.

    It said, "Help me, help me.
    Cl_out, what can I do?"
    Cl_out said for a price,
    I will give advice,
    yes, I can help you.


    From this part I'm making it up as I go along cause it wasn't finished yet.

    Cl_out made him change his name,
    from Psy to tou-pae.
    Don't think that's bad,
    Psy was not sad,
    that ever fatefull day.

    Psy changed his name,
    was never the same,
    from his Loony spamming.

    Then that night,
    BoB got a fright,
    socks full of strawberry jamming :P
    ...

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    Strawberry jam is the key to winning this war? Hmm. Hmmmmmmmm.

    Also I love the poem-song but I think you knew I really would because it's just so.

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    It *is* rather classy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kawaii Ryűkishi
    Looks like no. :rabite:
    Damn it.
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    A vey strange thread by bomer


    there was a picture here

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