Leeza vs THE WORLD


A massive fightfest in which Leeza shows her true power with ULTIMATE CLOSURE - The ULTIMATE weapon. She single-handedly takes out the Middle East with absurd ease, and moves on to Europe in her ship, the ANTI-SPAM BRIGADE (lol).

As she gets close, Tony Blair goes to pieces and waits for orders from President Bush. Bush forgot Blair's number so blair is left to face the wrath of ULTIMATE CLOSURE on the UK. The ANTI-SPAM BRIGADE takes out half the RAF, and repels the army's photon torpedos with BAN, the anti-missile super destroyer.

Then she orders the charging up of ULTIMATE CLOSURE, and the world waits for the next move. All of Europe except for Germany, France, Britain, and Luxembourg are wiped out, so France give up, Germany invade what was left of Poland to hide, and Luxembourg can't get any smaller so expect Leeza to look over it.

They expected WRONG. She fires ULTIMATE CLOSURE and obliterates mainland Europe.

Finally the USA come in and unleash some new fangled weapon on the ANTI-SPAM BRIGADE. It's a direct hit. Leeza bans the crew for their failure and escapes in the KNIGHT ESCAPE POD.

In the KNIGHT ESCAPE POD computer, she does the unthinkable. She uses UNBAN on ff babe and Kathryn. The world shakes with fear. But it seems that it wasn't shaking with fear in the metaphorical sense, it was the shockwave from the Far East being annihalated by the combined force of ULTIMATE CLOSURE STUPID LIFE I H8 U SUPER DELETE!

Then the world ends as the weapon is set to automatic, and is fired on every country in the world. Leeza then rebans Kathryn and ff babe, and returns the world to the Zero World which you so desire.

fin.