An alien? Hmmm....this big thing that's a mucus phone with giant fangs...

If you press 1, it gives you more friends(alien friends)

Press 2, it gets you an operator....(That cuts you up to eat you)

Press 3 you get a life(In its stomache)

Press 4, it gets you a car(A mucus car)

Press 5, it gives you the whole world(In pieces)

Press 6, you get Psychotic(In a box..a ruby box)

Press 7 to get you married(To its ex-girlfriend, then it kills you)

Press 8 to get you drunk(Then you explode because of the time bombs)

Press 9 to have a nice fireplace(just for you to be burned in)

Press 0 just to die.

And that's it.

Pic coming soon!