"There are weapons of mass destruction in Iraq"
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"I wet my pants"
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"This will not be another Vienetta"
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"I R teh r0xx0rz! I R 1337 b055 0f b1g bloo team! US R teh 1337 haxx0rz!"
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"I can read"
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He's a dope, alright!